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Old 15-07-2005, 04:32   #1 (permalink)
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40 things that only happen in movies

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33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.



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Old 15-07-2005, 04:58   #2 (permalink)
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haha. Brilliant

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17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
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Old 15-07-2005, 05:04   #3 (permalink)
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7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.

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Old 15-07-2005, 07:09   #4 (permalink)
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Car tyres will squeal even when braking/cornering at 5mph (even on grass)
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Old 15-07-2005, 07:17   #5 (permalink)
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25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
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