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33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.

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[Joewebber]

haha. Brilliant

17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

[Guevara]

7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.

And only two wires - one blue, one red

[Option Click]

Car tyres will squeal even when braking/cornering at 5mph (even on grass)

[emil]

25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

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