Old 12-07-2004, 06:58   #1 (permalink)
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Daytime TV beckons.....

Ah bollocks,

Seems my contract ends in two weeks, so the dole is my destiny once again......unless anyone in the North West need an extra pair of hands for a while ???

Quite looking forward to a bit of time off, but not looking forward to days without Kilroy...... and nothing in the fridge.

Can anyone offer any words of wisdom, job offers, cheap ciggies or cans of beans ??
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Old 12-07-2004, 06:59   #2 (permalink)
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catch up on some w*nking.
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Old 12-07-2004, 07:01   #3 (permalink)
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People just don't wink enough these days.
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Old 12-07-2004, 07:11   #4 (permalink)
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maybe spend some time on your portfolio.
Learning some skills.
Watch Trisha.
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Old 12-07-2004, 07:16   #5 (permalink)
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Fucking Trisha.

Don't panic, weldo. I shall send my Kilroy back catalogue immediately.
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Old 12-07-2004, 07:51   #6 (permalink)
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Watch Trisha.

or alternatively, set yourself on fire. Far more enjoyable.

Mike's right tho - put your time to good use and learn summut. Do it in your pants if you like, but remember not to answer the door. Confused postman...funny looks... no more post.
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Old 12-07-2004, 07:54   #7 (permalink)
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Surely the postmans confusion would arise from the fact that he's usually bollock naked for postie?
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Old 12-07-2004, 08:23   #8 (permalink)
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All top suggestions....keep 'em coming....

I need to update my portfolio site for sure....anyone got any great URLs that I can pretend are mine ??

I need to learn PHP/MySql....can anyone suggest a good book ? Or supply me with chunks of code to work backwards from ?

I also need to catch up on w*nking....can anyone lend me some good porn ? Just consentual mind, no animals or dodgy stuff, just good old hardcore smut...

On top of that, I've got my son staying for the summer holidays....can anyone suggest any good, cheap days out for 6 year olds in the Merseyside area ?

You guys are the greatest.....!!
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Old 12-07-2004, 08:33   #9 (permalink)
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can anyone suggest any good, cheap days out for 6 year olds in the Merseyside area ?

a BCP car park
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Old 12-07-2004, 08:36   #10 (permalink)
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Ho Ho Ho...

Long live the stereotype !!
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Old 12-07-2004, 08:38   #11 (permalink)
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beats fucking sheep all day pal,
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Old 12-07-2004, 08:41   #12 (permalink)
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I need to learn PHP/MySql....can anyone suggest a good book ?
http://www.designerstalk.com/forums/...2547#post32547
http://www.designerstalk.com/forums/...1444#post31444

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Or supply me with chunks of code to work backwards from ?
I also found looking under the bonnet of prefabbed scripts from www.hotscripts.com/PHP/ to be enlightening.
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Old 12-07-2004, 08:42   #13 (permalink)
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(To JapanMik) Sounds like you just blew yourself up there, matey ???
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Old 12-07-2004, 08:46   #14 (permalink)
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http://www.designerstalk.com/forums/...2547#post32547
http://www.designerstalk.com/forums/...1444#post31444


I also found looking under the bonnet of prefabbed scripts from www.hotscripts.com/PHP/ to be enlightening.

Cheers Bill, I know there's loads of bits on here somewhere and I saw a good book last week......Hotscripts, codewalkers etc are always worth a look too....

Keep 'em coming...
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Old 12-07-2004, 09:05   #15 (permalink)
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Php MySql for dummies - very useful and has good CD included. Starts with basics and gets you querying and whatnot before you can say 'mia madre et una puttanna di merde'.

It IS basic though but i found it useful.
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Old 12-07-2004, 09:27   #16 (permalink)
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Php MySql for dummies - very useful and has good CD included.

Is it as good as 'Mannequins For Dummies' ??
.....or even 'Pacifiers For Dummies'...... ??

What about 'Yummy Mummys For Brummies' ??
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