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norwin · 04-12-2003, 18:11

obviously a cunt

(edited by oli)

stop fucking advertising on this forum, there is a specific forum called advertising - you can post in there once you reach 50 posts - and dont just post crap to get up to 50.

gray · 04-12-2003, 18:16

are you a squatter?

smallbeer · 04-12-2003, 18:27

Bloody hell not this again. Gray, got any GOOD jokes

dorian · 04-12-2003, 18:35

i'm not gonna mod this

gray · 04-12-2003, 18:35

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her:

“The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off — go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Howsat?

smallbeer · 04-12-2003, 18:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by dorian

i'm not gonna mod this

can't or won't

smallbeer · 04-12-2003, 18:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by gray

Howsat?

Well it beats mine! There's this parrot sitting on a perch and he turns round to his mates and says...

"Does anyone smell fish?"

What you've heard it before? Pah!

oli · 05-12-2003, 04:31

see top post.

Brown · 05-12-2003, 06:32

" Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's."
" Well you can't say fairer than that then"

sleepingfish · 05-12-2003, 06:50

Bear walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and says:

"I'll have a pint of Guinness, two Stellas and..................................... ............................................ ..............................................
...............................................
............... a packet of peanuts"

The barman says:

"Why the big pause?"

Mik · 05-12-2003, 06:56

not really a joke but made me laugh

All together:

Watch out, Beadle's a cunt,
Watch out, Beadle's a cunt,
You'd better watch out, coz Beadle's a cunt,
Beadle's a cunt.

Stickman · 05-12-2003, 06:58

That shouldn't really be funny.

oli · 05-12-2003, 06:59

haha genius

Narate · 05-12-2003, 07:33

Sounds like an AxCx song

04-12-2003, 18:11	#1 (permalink)
norwin Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 9	sorry obviously a cunt (edited by oli) stop fucking advertising on this forum, there is a specific forum called advertising - you can post in there once you reach 50 posts - and dont just post crap to get up to 50.

04-12-2003, 18:27	#3 (permalink)
smallbeer I Ain't Losing Any Sleep™ Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,206	Bloody hell not this again. Gray, got any GOOD jokes __________________ That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

04-12-2003, 18:35	#4 (permalink)
dorian i do lines Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Poland/Denmark Posts: 3,098	i'm not gonna mod this __________________ ...

05-12-2003, 04:31	#8 (permalink)
oli Low flying star™ Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Manchester, England.™ Posts: 10,018	see top post. __________________ Linked In :: Last.fm :: Twitter me ..................

05-12-2003, 06:59	#13 (permalink)
oli Low flying star™ Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Manchester, England.™ Posts: 10,018	haha genius __________________ Linked In :: Last.fm :: Twitter me ..................

04-12-2003, 18:16	#2 (permalink)
gray i still want paying Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: newcastle, uk Posts: 4,842	are you a squatter?

04-12-2003, 18:35	#5 (permalink)
gray i still want paying Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: newcastle, uk Posts: 4,842	A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off — go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” Howsat?

05-12-2003, 06:32	#9 (permalink)
Brown volkswagen yellow & gold Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: london, england. Posts: 6,147	" Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's." " Well you can't say fairer than that then"

05-12-2003, 06:50	#10 (permalink)
sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,470	Bear walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and says: "I'll have a pint of Guinness, two Stellas and..................................... ............................................ .............................................. ............................................... ............... a packet of peanuts" The barman says: "Why the big pause?"

05-12-2003, 06:56	#11 (permalink)
Mik Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,886	not really a joke but made me laugh All together: Watch out, Beadle's a cunt, Watch out, Beadle's a cunt, You'd better watch out, coz Beadle's a cunt, Beadle's a cunt.

05-12-2003, 06:58	#12 (permalink)
Stickman Dr. Lucien Sanchez Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: UK Posts: 5,572	That shouldn't really be funny.

05-12-2003, 07:33	#14 (permalink)
Narate Royalty™ Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Manchester (UK) Posts: 3,273	Sounds like an AxCx song

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