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Forum: General Discussion 17-05-2013, 14:24
Replies: 112
Tea
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Posted By Derek Smalls
drinking tea = good mentioning tea and a...

drinking tea = good

mentioning tea and a preferred brand = good

making tea a full blown discussion = hipster
Forum: General Discussion 17-05-2013, 11:54
Replies: 112
Tea
Views: 6,139
Posted By Derek Smalls
I tend not to drink much of my tea as the 9...

I tend not to drink much of my tea as the 9 biscuits that I dip in it do that for me
Forum: General Discussion 17-05-2013, 11:46
Replies: 112
Tea
Views: 6,139
Posted By Derek Smalls
co-op's own tea bags do the job for me - prefer...

co-op's own tea bags do the job for me - prefer the classic plain taste. Fruit or flavoured tea tastes like perfume
Forum: General Discussion 17-05-2013, 11:37
Replies: 1,539
Views: 79,428
Posted By Derek Smalls
Mine in it's current state (shit pic - couldn't...

Mine in it's current state (shit pic - couldn't get far enough back to look through my camera)

http://www.designerstalk.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=12600&stc=1&d=1368786996
Forum: General Discussion 17-05-2013, 10:28
Replies: 112
Tea
Views: 6,139
Posted By Derek Smalls
That just cries out "sugar with brown lumps...

That just cries out "sugar with brown lumps in it"
Forum: General Discussion 16-05-2013, 12:47
Replies: 51
Views: 2,796
Posted By Derek Smalls
Almost on topic... I swapped the images in the...

Almost on topic... I swapped the images in the facebook concept with the current images on my facebook wall to show a real world usage and all of a sudden it looks...
Forum: General Discussion 16-05-2013, 10:52
Replies: 1,539
Views: 79,428
Posted By Derek Smalls
Why would you need to test on 3 iphone 5s and 2...

Why would you need to test on 3 iphone 5s and 2 ipads? Surely one of each is sufficient?

And why an extra 2 laptops? What can they do that your main computer can't?
Forum: General Discussion 16-05-2013, 09:49
Replies: 1,539
Views: 79,428
Posted By Derek Smalls
Not having a go at anyone in particular here but...

Not having a go at anyone in particular here but why is it that some people on these threads (on all forums) think that instead of posting the workspace as they use it, they should go around the...
Forum: General Discussion 02-05-2013, 11:31
Replies: 6,043
Views: 858,941
Posted By Derek Smalls
The English get their shorts on and start...

The English get their shorts on and start wheeling the barbeques out long before it gets up to 50°
Forum: General Discussion 30-04-2013, 12:25
Replies: 938
Views: 60,972
Posted By Derek Smalls
you can even download a lock screen weather app...

you can even download a lock screen weather app if you really love knowing what the weather is
Forum: General Discussion 30-04-2013, 11:18
Replies: 938
Views: 60,972
Posted By Derek Smalls
So why don't you move all of your icons apart...

So why don't you move all of your icons apart from the weather and to do list onto page 2? Problem solved!
Forum: General Discussion 30-04-2013, 09:22
Replies: 4
Views: 333
Posted By Derek Smalls
Government murdering photographers

BBC News - Photographers' anger at law change over 'orphan works' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22337406)

What is wrong with these arse holes?!?
Forum: General Discussion 17-04-2013, 13:27
Replies: 6,043
Views: 858,941
Posted By Derek Smalls
I used to live next to the beach and I only ever...

I used to live next to the beach and I only ever saw groups of scummy teens in tracksuits smoking and drinking bottles of cheap wine
Forum: General Discussion 16-04-2013, 22:31
Replies: 6,043
Views: 858,941
Posted By Derek Smalls
I see a really angry mans face on her elbow

I see a really angry mans face on her elbow
Forum: Domains and Webhosting 15-04-2013, 18:01
Replies: 3
Views: 197
Posted By Derek Smalls
are you sure it's your host? It's happening to...

are you sure it's your host? It's happening to everyone
WordPress Says Reports Of Brute Force Attacks Are Exaggerated...
Forum: Help Me! 10-04-2013, 17:40
Replies: 6
Views: 122
Posted By Derek Smalls
Thanks calder :( No magic formula then. I thought...

Thanks calder :( No magic formula then. I thought they were asking a bit much mind - it ain't in the contract so I will tell them it's not gonna happen
Forum: Help Me! 10-04-2013, 17:13
Replies: 6
Views: 122
Posted By Derek Smalls
I'm not sure if you got it or not to be honest....

I'm not sure if you got it or not to be honest. It already has my brain boiling over.

Let's say one table is a table of galleries, one is a table of file downloads and one is a table of blog posts....
Forum: Help Me! 10-04-2013, 16:59
Replies: 6
Views: 122
Posted By Derek Smalls
php reorder items afterwards?!?

I have a page that prints out multiple items which are retrieved from multiple tables in the DB. For example...


//mysql_query to get items from table_porn
while(...){

$str .=...
Forum: General Discussion 09-04-2013, 15:56
Replies: 406
Views: 28,993
Posted By Derek Smalls
done it...pasted code and checked installation....

done it...pasted code and checked installation. Doesn't work :(
Forum: Help Me! 03-04-2013, 18:06
Replies: 11
Views: 676
Posted By Derek Smalls
Does this work when it is a mix of landscape and...

Does this work when it is a mix of landscape and portrait pics? This is where I was having the trouble.

Anyway...after all of this, the client has just decided to scrap the fullscreen feature. GOD...
Forum: Help Me! 03-04-2013, 16:37
Replies: 11
Views: 676
Posted By Derek Smalls
kind of on the same topic (fullscreen api) but I...

kind of on the same topic (fullscreen api) but I am having trouble centering an image with a max-width / max-height

Basically, it all worked hunky dory when I had the image displaying at 70% width...
Forum: Help Me! 02-04-2013, 22:04
Replies: 11
Views: 676
Posted By Derek Smalls
excellent calder!!! Thank you! Been on this all...

excellent calder!!! Thank you! Been on this all bloody day! :D
Forum: Help Me! 02-04-2013, 21:21
Replies: 11
Views: 676
Posted By Derek Smalls
thanks calder - I had a go with that but nothing...

thanks calder - I had a go with that but nothing seems to happen :(

I would be happy if I could get something like:

if(the screen has just exited fullscreen){alert("WOOHOO"); }
Forum: Help Me! 02-04-2013, 19:59
Replies: 11
Views: 676
Posted By Derek Smalls
no. It works normally on non-fullscreen but not...

no. It works normally on non-fullscreen but not from the fullscreen condition :(
Forum: Help Me! 02-04-2013, 19:48
Replies: 11
Views: 676
Posted By Derek Smalls
html5 fullscreen api cancel with callback?

How can I trigger a callback function on exiting fullscreen when the esc key is pressed. I have a maximise icon which turns to a minimise icon when fullscreen is entered. I have no problem switching...
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