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dissonantallure · 22-05-2008, 13:40

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Dissonant Designs

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Dusteh · 22-05-2008, 14:01

I honestly don't know what to say.

pgo · 22-05-2008, 14:08

1. Incomprehensible wall of text.
2. Do you even know what "dissonant" means? It's not good.

dissonantallure · 22-05-2008, 14:14

"Finding beauty in the dissonance" I know what dissonant means lol. Can you elaborate? What do you mean a wall of text? I noticed in flash when you chose to publish an html file with your swf it produces a lot of unnecessary text. Is that what your suggesting i do? Also how would I format it? Did anyone check my site? What do you think? Also, whats peoples opinion of 100% flash websites?

doffy · 22-05-2008, 14:17

Flash sucks; - use it only where html/other would suck more.

Dusteh · 22-05-2008, 14:25

No idea what fucked up dictionary you are using, but dissonant to everyone else means:

1. disagreeing or harsh in sound; discordant.
2. out of harmony; incongruous; at variance.

Brilliant word to sum up your design.

pgo · 22-05-2008, 15:15

I severely doubt his reading comprehension abilities. He's using the same dictionary as us, but he doesn't understand that the phrase "finding beauty in the dissonance" means that while something might not be aesthetically or superficially beautiful, it has an inner beauty.

"Inner beauty" doesn't work in the design world. I guess for a website that would be, "It looks like shit, isn't user friendly or accessible, but the quality of code is decent."

Unfortunately, the website in question has neither outer beauty nor inner beauty, so I guess the name fits.

Wall of text = learn to use your return key.

Search engines cannot index Flash. Sorry. 100% Flash sites are terrible in every conceivable way about 99% of the time (top_buzz's work excluded, of course).

dissonantallure · 22-05-2008, 15:28

Well I can clearly see I came to the wrong website for professional advice. This turned into a topic about my name,which is irrelevant, unless you wanted to talk about the one thing i actually asked about which was "is it okay to use the same name as someone else". Not "hey what do you think of my name". To be honest I dont give a fuck what anyone thinks of my name or my comprehension of semantics. I asked for help from knowledgeable people where are they? Can we please stay ON TOPIC, and get some actual designers to answer the questions at hand.

Tom_E · 22-05-2008, 15:36

This has all the makings of a classic thread!

doffy · 22-05-2008, 15:48

Dissonantly classic (!)

cam · 22-05-2008, 16:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissonantallure

Well I can clearly see I came to the wrong website for professional advice. This turned into a topic about my name,which is irrelevant, unless you wanted to talk about the one thing i actually asked about which was "is it okay to use the same name as someone else". Not "hey what do you think of my name". To be honest I dont give a fuck what anyone thinks of my name or my comprehension of semantics. I asked for help from knowledgeable people where are they? Can we please stay ON TOPIC, and get some actual designers to answer the questions at hand.

On topic, you're a cunt.

To be remotely useful, the "wall of text" comment was in reference to your original post. It's continual text and is incredibly difficult to read, and most people simply won't bother. Paragraphs were invented for a reason.

Dusteh · 22-05-2008, 16:56

On topic eh? Ok.

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Is it ok to have my site entirely in flash?

Not really

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I mean it looks so great and its fully functional.

You sure about that?

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Another question is what do you more advanced webmasters think of my site?

Toss.

Paul · 22-05-2008, 16:57

summed up nicely Dusteh

rustybones · 22-05-2008, 18:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissonantallure

Well I can clearly see I came to the wrong website for professional advice. This turned into a topic about my name,which is irrelevant, unless you wanted to talk about the one thing i actually asked about which was "is it okay to use the same name as someone else". Not "hey what do you think of my name". To be honest I dont give a fuck what anyone thinks of my name or my comprehension of semantics. I asked for help from knowledgeable people where are they? Can we please stay ON TOPIC, and get some actual designers to answer the questions at hand.

For christ's sake use the bloody return key and make some paragraphs.

Your site is sub par and search engines are not going to be able to index the content stored within your flash file. Good luck with any decent rankings.

leftfield · 23-05-2008, 16:52

Generally you should avoid to make flash based websites because of several reasons:

1. Very unsecure for users
2. Hard to get Seo properly (almost zero tolerance for SEF). You should make all the pages, which exist in flash, in html (& keywords & meta) and than to tell Search engines to follow those html pages while the users don't know about html pages...
3. Your possible customers can be "warned" by their browsers to install flash etc etc

For CD presentation yes, but for the website, nice but no.

dissonantallure · 26-05-2008, 17:45

I am glad someone actually tried to answer my questions. For all you trolls out there just posting nonsense and retarded answers wasting space stop trying to help you don't know shit. Hey dusty dickface wheres your website at? I didnt see one and i bet if you do got one it took you 3 years to make it and it sucks dick. I started learning web design last week and im already better than most of you feeble minded douche bag's. I will research and resolve my own issues because unlike all of you trolls i actually know something and have a brain. Make way for the future make way for flash. Ill be sure to look down upon you from the top of google fuckin ugly pedo fags.

doffy · 26-05-2008, 18:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissonantallure

I am glad someone actually tried to answer my questions. For all you trolls out there just posting nonsense and retarded answers wasting space stop trying to help you don't know shit. Hey dusty dickface wheres your website at? I didnt see one and i bet if you do got one it took you 3 years to make it and it sucks dick. I started learning web design last week and im already better than most of you feeble minded douche bag's. I will research and resolve my own issues because unlike all of you trolls i actually know something and have a brain. Make way for the future make way for flash. Ill be sure to look down upon you from the top of google fuckin ugly pedo fags. :D

Insulting senior members is always a good idea..

Paul · 26-05-2008, 18:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissonantallure

I started learning web design last week and im already better than most of you feeble minded douche bag's.

unbelievable

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissonantallure

Ill be sure to look down upon you from the top of google fuckin ugly pedo fags.

have fun, bye

Dusteh · 27-05-2008, 05:28

Gotta love the pm:

Quote:

Your a fucking pedo fagot who is so pathetic and unattractive you gotta jerk off over your own forum posts to keep your tiny monkey brain amused long enough for the diabetes to set in and kill your fat mc donald eating ass. Sitting there on your moms computer in her house like the pathetic low life scum of the earth you are. Cant even move out of your moms house even though your fourty five with erectile dysfunction and balding. Change your name from dusteh to Im pathetic and will die alone with no one to care or remember me by. Have a miserable life bitch i hope you die from cancer

Is this the same message he sends out with invoices?

Dusteh · 27-05-2008, 05:31

He's removed his weblink so I tried to google dissonant design but he isn't there.

22-05-2008, 13:40	#1 (permalink)
dissonantallure Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6	Dissonant Designs - Search engine flash indexing help and much more! ................................................ Dissonant Designs * Let's help out with that SEO, make sure people find this thread where our lovely, mature colleague here can show his true colors. * Last edited by pgo : 28-05-2008 at 10:32.

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Dusteh Sir digby chicken caesar Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,833	I honestly don't know what to say. __________________ unconsolidated isoparms

22-05-2008, 14:25	#6 (permalink)
Dusteh Sir digby chicken caesar Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,833	No idea what fucked up dictionary you are using, but dissonant to everyone else means: 1. disagreeing or harsh in sound; discordant. 2. out of harmony; incongruous; at variance. Brilliant word to sum up your design. __________________ unconsolidated isoparms

22-05-2008, 15:36	#9 (permalink)
Tom_E Whippet Botherer™ Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kent, England Posts: 1,568	This has all the makings of a classic thread! __________________ portfolio I flickr/me

27-05-2008, 05:31	#20 (permalink)
Dusteh Sir digby chicken caesar Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,833	He's removed his weblink so I tried to google dissonant design but he isn't there. __________________ unconsolidated isoparms

22-05-2008, 14:08	#3 (permalink)
pgo Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 12,340	1. Incomprehensible wall of text. 2. Do you even know what "dissonant" means? It's not good.

22-05-2008, 14:14	#4 (permalink)
dissonantallure Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6	"Finding beauty in the dissonance" I know what dissonant means lol. Can you elaborate? What do you mean a wall of text? I noticed in flash when you chose to publish an html file with your swf it produces a lot of unnecessary text. Is that what your suggesting i do? Also how would I format it? Did anyone check my site? What do you think? Also, whats peoples opinion of 100% flash websites?

22-05-2008, 14:17	#5 (permalink)
doffy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 304	Flash sucks; - use it only where html/other would suck more.

22-05-2008, 15:15	#7 (permalink)
pgo Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 12,340	I severely doubt his reading comprehension abilities. He's using the same dictionary as us, but he doesn't understand that the phrase "finding beauty in the dissonance" means that while something might not be aesthetically or superficially beautiful, it has an inner beauty. "Inner beauty" doesn't work in the design world. I guess for a website that would be, "It looks like shit, isn't user friendly or accessible, but the quality of code is decent." Unfortunately, the website in question has neither outer beauty nor inner beauty, so I guess the name fits. Wall of text = learn to use your return key. Search engines cannot index Flash. Sorry. 100% Flash sites are terrible in every conceivable way about 99% of the time (top_buzz's work excluded, of course).

22-05-2008, 15:28	#8 (permalink)
dissonantallure Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6	Well I can clearly see I came to the wrong website for professional advice. This turned into a topic about my name,which is irrelevant, unless you wanted to talk about the one thing i actually asked about which was "is it okay to use the same name as someone else". Not "hey what do you think of my name". To be honest I dont give a fuck what anyone thinks of my name or my comprehension of semantics. I asked for help from knowledgeable people where are they? Can we please stay ON TOPIC, and get some actual designers to answer the questions at hand.

22-05-2008, 15:48	#10 (permalink)
doffy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 304	Dissonantly classic (!)

22-05-2008, 16:57	#13 (permalink)
Paul Junkie[scum] Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: location, location Posts: 1,814	summed up nicely Dusteh

23-05-2008, 16:52	#15 (permalink)
leftfield Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6	Generally you should avoid to make flash based websites because of several reasons: 1. Very unsecure for users 2. Hard to get Seo properly (almost zero tolerance for SEF). You should make all the pages, which exist in flash, in html (& keywords & meta) and than to tell Search engines to follow those html pages while the users don't know about html pages... 3. Your possible customers can be "warned" by their browsers to install flash etc etc For CD presentation yes, but for the website, nice but no.

26-05-2008, 17:45	#16 (permalink)
dissonantallure Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6	I am glad someone actually tried to answer my questions. For all you trolls out there just posting nonsense and retarded answers wasting space stop trying to help you don't know shit. Hey dusty dickface wheres your website at? I didnt see one and i bet if you do got one it took you 3 years to make it and it sucks dick. I started learning web design last week and im already better than most of you feeble minded douche bag's. I will research and resolve my own issues because unlike all of you trolls i actually know something and have a brain. Make way for the future make way for flash. Ill be sure to look down upon you from the top of google fuckin ugly pedo fags.

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