[Brown]

upon hearing that my grandmother liked mafia films my brother decided to buy her a film for christmas. so, he asked the bloke in the shop what the best mob film was and upon recomendation, bought her scarface, which he'd never seen. shocked them both to sit down to that one...

[Bill Posters]

...whereupon she rolled down her surgical stockings, displaying her many bullet wounds and the toe-punt marks in her shins, regaling him with stories about how she became a 'made woman' in the 1930s and progressed to head of the Ravioli family from the means streets of Stow-on-the-Wold.
Am I right?

[Brown]

almost, she's from belfast and she knows where you live. so i'd leave it if i were you.

[Bill Posters]

Wouldn't be the first time I've woken up next to something with a face like a horse.

(...and a hangover, I hasten to add)

[Brown]

bill, not sure how that fits in but its nice to know you've just admitted to pulling munters, or is it your bird you're referencing?

[Bill Posters]

Neither. Who ever said that jokes had to be factual?

[Mr Fred]

Bill Munters

sorry made me laugh