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Old 07-06-2008, 12:29   #1 (permalink)
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Need Someone to make me a simple 5 page website

Hi I have a business course and my 30% project is due moday and I have to make a website. I don't know how. If someone can please help me... I cant pay you. But if you can help me with this please email me at kidman_kidman@hotmail.com
Please i need your help.

5 pages thats it, and ill owe you times a million.
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Old 07-06-2008, 13:12   #2 (permalink)
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Are you serious?

I don't know if I should even respond to this...

...but honestly use iWeb or FrontPage if it's just a simple webpage for a business course.

(I'm not advocating these programs from a coding stand point but, they'll probably solve your problem and your business teacher probably isn't to concerned if you're using valid HTML and CSS...)
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Old 07-06-2008, 13:13   #3 (permalink)
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but i dont know how to even make a website
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Old 07-06-2008, 13:24   #4 (permalink)
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Are you seriously telling us 30% of your course is based upon a website build, and that;

a: you haven't been taught how to do this, and

b: you have left it until two days before the deadline to attempt to sort the problem out.

For the extreme lack of time management and the lack of business-sense to knuckle down and spend a day on google reading the basics of web publishing you deserve to fail.
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Old 07-06-2008, 13:34   #5 (permalink)
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Brill.

You'll do well here Alex.
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Old 07-06-2008, 14:08   #6 (permalink)
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Hello Alex.

There are people like you on my degree course. Complete fuckwits.

If this is really worth 30% of your project you will have been taught it. Or maybe you couldn't be bothered to attend lectures?

You'll get torn to pieces around these parts with your attitude.

Useless fuck.
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Old 07-06-2008, 16:18   #7 (permalink)
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Outstanding.
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Old 07-06-2008, 18:38   #8 (permalink)
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I'll do it.
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Old 07-06-2008, 18:48   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2008, 20:07   #10 (permalink)
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What word am I thinking of alex - starts with a c ends with a t, has four letters and sums you up perfectly?
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Old 08-06-2008, 03:49   #11 (permalink)
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alex, i was joking, stop messaging me, unless your a girl and fit.
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:03   #12 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:21   #13 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2008, 13:08   #14 (permalink)
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Probably should have though about this earlier than 3 days prior to the due date.

hahahahaha..... your fucked.
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Old 08-06-2008, 15:31   #15 (permalink)
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alex, i was joking, stop messaging me, unless your a girl and fit.

lol that's incredible
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:53   #16 (permalink)
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What word am I thinking of alex - starts with a c ends with a t, has four letters and sums you up perfectly?

coat?
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:32   #17 (permalink)
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alex, i was joking, stop messaging me, unless your a girl and fit.

If you're both of the above, feel free to message me as often as you like.
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Old 09-06-2008, 16:22   #18 (permalink)
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i think, he / she / it, has gone.
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