Old 31-12-2006, 02:04   #1061 (permalink)
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Sounds like a classy woman...you may want to put a ring on her finger before it's too late.

All that's left is for you to fuck your friends.

Funny you should say that they were talking about fucking her at once but I draw the line there.. I dont want them to see my dick and I dont want to see theres. She was very classy about it, Id marry her if she wasnt such a huge slut ( but then id probly wouldnt cause sluts are my favs). It was funny how i happened cause I grabbed her arm and said "Cmon "Girls Name" your goin to give me head now" and she was like ok... I was like "Shit". The third time around I didnt even want head, I was trying to sleep and shes kept tonguing my balls thru my pants till finally I was like fuck it and I proceeded to unzip my pants and she gave me head.

Me and my friends have a theory, that when you get some from a girl its either for glory or for story;

Glory is when you fuck or get w/e from a chick and your proud to tell your friends about it...

Story is what happened last night; its only for shits and giggles. I was giggling all night long...
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Old 31-12-2006, 09:25   #1062 (permalink)
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classiest bird alive! decent story though, your new years eve should be fun as well.

Fuck on: I'm drinking white chocolate & vanilla liquer tonight, haha!
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Old 31-12-2006, 09:33   #1063 (permalink)
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new years eve: mders and rose blossom hill. no one will be giving me head tonight i'll be flacid and gurning!
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Old 31-12-2006, 10:56   #1064 (permalink)
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no one will be giving me head tonight i'll be flacid and gurning!


Just another night in then.
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Old 31-12-2006, 11:26   #1065 (permalink)
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Glory...Story...
How's this for another theory? You and your mates can call it a "glory story"! It all starts in this magical place called the future where you encounter a strange virus that won't go away. You'll wonder why you can't fight off sickness as well as you used to, and we'll read more about it in the fuck off thread.

Fuck on: New Year's in Vegas. I'm en route now.

Roulette is the game. Crown Royal is the drink. I hope to be up a couple grand by midnight, but if not, it should still be fun.
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Old 31-12-2006, 11:46   #1066 (permalink)
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New Years Eve: Pub from 5.30, on to house party number 1 at 10.30 with free booze, then on to an after party post midnight, free booze again. All stocked up on bud, tested last night for quality, and perhaps a bit of gum rubbing action as we leave the pub. Hello 2007.
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:09   #1067 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2007, 01:36   #1068 (permalink)
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Won $2,500 in Vegas....I was up to about 5-6K, but gave a lot back the last night. All in all, New Year's was a success anytime you can leave "Lost Wages" with money in your pocket.

Back to work Monday though which can go right in Fuck Off!
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Old 05-01-2007, 07:58   #1069 (permalink)
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I'm going to be a godfather.
Speaking of which I got the Trilogy DVD boxset for Xmas; superb !

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Old 05-01-2007, 08:14   #1070 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2007, 08:15   #1071 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2007, 08:44   #1072 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2007, 09:06   #1073 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2007, 17:42   #1074 (permalink)
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fuck on. the oc is back on! i'm such a sucker for that programme!
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:30   #1075 (permalink)
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getting sucked off 3 times in one night.....


Fuck OFF:

The order which things happened inthe night;

I got sucked off
My friend got Sucked off
My other friends fucked her
I got sucked off again
My other friend fucker her again
and I got sucked off again

The things you'll do while high, drunk, young and stupid....

Enough Elton John talk...
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Old 10-01-2007, 12:06   #1076 (permalink)
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Enough Elton John talk...
And I'm calling bullshit on all of it. None of that happened.

Anyway, fuck on...belated Christmas bonus. Hell yes. Now, what to spend it on...I'm thinking: a new leather jacket (mine's getting worn), a new coffee table for the living room, and maybe a Wii.

Plus I had a potential new client contact me yesterday.
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Old 10-01-2007, 12:39   #1077 (permalink)
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300th Post! slowly catching you pgo
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Old 10-01-2007, 15:02   #1078 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2007, 15:52   #1079 (permalink)
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threesome action, mmm
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Old 10-01-2007, 16:01   #1080 (permalink)
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