Old 19-12-2006, 12:27   #1041 (permalink)
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Being diagnosed with dyslexia and getting a free Macbook Pro
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Old 19-12-2006, 12:53   #1042 (permalink)
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Being diagnosed with a heroin addiction and getting some free Methadone
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Old 19-12-2006, 12:54   #1043 (permalink)
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Old 19-12-2006, 13:08   #1044 (permalink)
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maybe emil should try that?

not the heroin.
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Old 19-12-2006, 13:33   #1045 (permalink)
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Maybe the patches actually were helping. I feel like screaming, throwing my laptop over the walls of my cube and hitting the next person I see.
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Old 19-12-2006, 14:12   #1046 (permalink)
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Old 19-12-2006, 14:53   #1047 (permalink)
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I made it through. Fuck on.
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Old 19-12-2006, 15:02   #1048 (permalink)
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Being diagnosed with dyslexia and getting a free Macbook Pro

i always thought they didn't give laptops for dyslexic freebees as the whole point is for you to study at home. so there is no distractions... thats what the muppets told me when i got mine..
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Old 19-12-2006, 15:47   #1049 (permalink)
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i'm dyscalculia i don't even get a calculator
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Old 21-12-2006, 15:36   #1051 (permalink)
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gin and tonic.

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Old 21-12-2006, 15:41   #1052 (permalink)
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gin and tonic.

drink of the gods.

not as nice as gin and 7up/sprite.....it's refreshingly delicious.

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Old 22-12-2006, 08:56   #1053 (permalink)
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being TOLD to shut down my computer by my boss to go to our christmas meal at some posh restaurant! WOO HOO!

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Old 22-12-2006, 09:08   #1054 (permalink)
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boss paying for us to go to amsterdam - paying for all Beer and blow! Also £130 xmas bonus in an envelope !
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Old 22-12-2006, 09:12   #1055 (permalink)
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boss paying for us to go to amsterdam - paying for all Beer and blow! Also £130 xmas bonus in an envelope !

go to the banana bar for me would ya!!!.... DIRRTY
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Old 22-12-2006, 12:28   #1056 (permalink)
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2 weeks off work and now time for copious amounts of FUN!!!

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Old 22-12-2006, 13:39   #1057 (permalink)
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Got my new credit card just in time for travel. Boss sent me home at 11AM. Heading out tomorrow morning for a whirlwind trip to Annapolis/Baltimore/Washington DC, Philadelphia, and New York.
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Old 30-12-2006, 14:31   #1058 (permalink)
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getting sucked off 3 times in one night.....


Fuck OFF:

The order which things happened inthe night;

I got sucked off
My friend got Sucked off
My other friends fucked her
I got sucked off again
My other friend fucker her again
and I got sucked off again

The things you'll do while high, drunk, young and stupid....
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Old 30-12-2006, 14:33   #1059 (permalink)
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getting sucked off 3 times in one night.....


Fuck OFF:

The order which things happened inthe night;

I got sucked off
My friend got Sucked off
My other friends fucked her
I got sucked off again
My other friend fucker her again
and I got sucked off again

The things you'll do while high, drunk, young and stupid....

to be young again....
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Old 30-12-2006, 23:17   #1060 (permalink)
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I got sucked off
My friend got Sucked off
My other friends fucked her
I got sucked off again
My other friend fucker her again
and I got sucked off again
Sounds like a classy woman...you may want to put a ring on her finger before it's too late.

All that's left is for you to fuck your friends.
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