View Poll Results: Michael Jackson - Your Verdict...
Guilty as hell... 13 28.26%
Innocent as a lamb... 1 2.17%
Crazy, unreal, messed up freak - may be a fiddler, but too fucked up to know... 32 69.57%
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Old 23-02-2005, 11:39   #1 (permalink)
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The Official Michael Jackson Trial....

Members of the Jury, you have seen Martin Bashirs documentary, read the Grand Jury transcripts on thesmokinggun.com and have seen what this guy has done to his own face...

Place your verdicts now...

Just wanted to see how much Google traffic this would generate really!!!
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Old 23-02-2005, 11:48   #2 (permalink)
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Can't we have a 3rd option ?
"Crazy, unreal, messed up freak - may be a fiddler, but too fucked up to know"
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Old 23-02-2005, 11:49   #3 (permalink)
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done...
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Old 23-02-2005, 11:50   #4 (permalink)
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insanity plea????
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Old 23-02-2005, 12:04   #5 (permalink)
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What is far more scary, is those lot who have given up their homes/jobs/lives etc to go over and support him. They're the ones who should be locked up.
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Old 23-02-2005, 12:25   #6 (permalink)
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fuck him.
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Old 23-02-2005, 12:27   #7 (permalink)
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I saw Jimmy Carr on Saturday, he made the point that if he were a multi-millionaire paedophile, the first thing he'd do was get a funfair in his back garden.
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Old 23-02-2005, 12:49   #8 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 23-02-2005, 13:04   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael Jackson
I didn't molest those children, I just made love to them
Source: Don't remember, nicked it from somewhere.
Accuracy: Who knows.
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Old 23-02-2005, 14:07   #10 (permalink)
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how come they don't give viagra to panda's.... wouldn't that sort them out!!...
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Old 23-02-2005, 14:26   #11 (permalink)
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Old 23-02-2005, 15:24   #12 (permalink)
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One question, is there anybody else, ever, in the history of mankind that has changed their skin colour other than MJ? I've always wanted to know that.
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Old 23-02-2005, 18:02   #13 (permalink)
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Their is an Asian guy I see near my house who has the same condition. He has really dark skin but whiter then white hands.

Kinda odd. Looks like hes some under cover spy posing as an Asian.
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Old 23-02-2005, 18:03   #14 (permalink)
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The same condition? Whatever Michael Jackson said about a condition changing his skin colour is bs if you ask me.

ps maybe hes a ninja (the asian guy not MJ)
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Old 24-02-2005, 05:18   #15 (permalink)
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Its because he sleeps in a sealed 02 chamber at night, shags monkeys and is in actual fact his sister.
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Old 24-02-2005, 05:21   #16 (permalink)
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Hey, we've all gone through that phase.
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Old 24-02-2005, 05:45   #17 (permalink)
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done...
Thanks for the 3rd option - it does seem to be doing rather well.....
I voted for it anyway.....
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Old 24-02-2005, 05:50   #18 (permalink)
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should inject him with helium.
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Old 24-02-2005, 11:20   #19 (permalink)
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I hope it is revealed that he molested Corey Feldman...it'll make the Goonies that much more fun to watch...

Innocent as a lamb... 0 votes out of 25
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Old 24-02-2005, 11:26   #20 (permalink)
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should inject him with helium.

Im sure that if he gets sent down (highly unlikely!) that he will get regular injections.
At least it'll keep his arse firm!
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