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Old 22-02-2013, 09:43   #41 (permalink)
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So he resigned because of the gays. Not then the widespread child abuse that went on throughout the institution. Riiight.
I've always thought those go hand in hand.
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Old 22-02-2013, 10:22   #42 (permalink)
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You shouldn't be so gullible regarding anti-gay propaganda.
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Old 22-02-2013, 14:49   #43 (permalink)
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Old 23-02-2013, 17:21   #44 (permalink)
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Now that's a surprise: Vatican denies rumors of gay priests.

Vatican denies swirling rumors as pope prepares to step down - CNN.com
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Old 23-02-2013, 17:28   #45 (permalink)
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Of course there are gay priest, they all where sucking off alter boys.
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Old 23-02-2013, 17:29   #46 (permalink)
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* priests
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Old 23-02-2013, 17:41   #47 (permalink)
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Thank you, Steve.
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Old 27-02-2013, 16:09   #48 (permalink)
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When you quit being pope you have to give up your ring of power.
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Old 27-02-2013, 16:19   #49 (permalink)
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Old 27-02-2013, 16:55   #50 (permalink)
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wheres sweden

thats the homeland of modern humanitarianism
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Old 27-02-2013, 17:47   #51 (permalink)
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When you quit being pope you have to give up your ring of power.


And apparently your red shoes according to the news report I heard earlier today.

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Old 28-02-2013, 23:31   #52 (permalink)
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Old 12-03-2013, 16:31   #53 (permalink)
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I never understood what the Cardinals did is their secret meetings. Well explained here.

* Step 1: Thorough background check ensures no candidate has previously been pope
* Step 2: Candidates bare teeth and display genitals for judges to inspect
* Step 3: Each cardinal asked to explain the difference between Jesus and God
* Step 4: Transubstantiation lightning round
* Step 5: Each candidate must stay the entire night in underground crypt to prove bravery
* Step 6: Holy Spirit trust falls
* Step 7: Cardinals hold election; in the event of a tie, the Vatican disbands and Catholicism is abolished
* Step 8: Newly elected pope walks in a counterclockwise circle seven times to prove he’s not the devil
* Step 9: Pontiff goes into a private room to have his portrait drawn; the first portrait is a serious one and the second is a fun one
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Old 13-03-2013, 03:21   #54 (permalink)
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Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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I swear, I’ve consecrated the altar wine into the blood of Christ a thousand times, but I just got so nervous with everyone watching me. Man, that smells nasty.
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Old 13-03-2013, 05:45   #55 (permalink)
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This reminds of St. Malachy. Anyway, let's see who's the next pope. The Cardinals of the world are now preparing to cast their ballots. This is secret of course.
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Old 13-03-2013, 19:27   #56 (permalink)
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White smoke=new pope. They picked "the old one from Argentina". I had my money on "the black guy from Africa".
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Old 13-03-2013, 19:31   #57 (permalink)
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They'll never pick a non-white pope.
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Old 13-03-2013, 19:45   #58 (permalink)
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They'll never pick a non-white pope.

They picked a non-white president.
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Here. Not there.
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Old 13-03-2013, 19:57   #60 (permalink)
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They picked a non-white president.
I'm having bbq pork chops later on today. I can make non sequitur statements too.
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