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RockMeAmadeus · 22-02-2013, 09:43

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Originally Posted by sub

So he resigned because of the gays. Not then the widespread child abuse that went on throughout the institution. Riiight.

I've always thought those go hand in hand.

steveb · 22-02-2013, 10:22

You shouldn't be so gullible regarding anti-gay propaganda.

roto · 22-02-2013, 14:49

handcraftedweb · 23-02-2013, 17:21

Now that's a surprise: Vatican denies rumors of gay priests.

Vatican denies swirling rumors as pope prepares to step down - CNN.com

Klang · 23-02-2013, 17:28

Of course there are gay priest, they all where sucking off alter boys.

steveb · 23-02-2013, 17:29

* priests
* were
* altar
~ were all

Klang · 23-02-2013, 17:41

Thank you, Steve.

handcraftedweb · 27-02-2013, 16:09

When you quit being pope you have to give up your ring of power.

handcraftedweb · 27-02-2013, 16:19

Place your bets here:
March Madness: Make your picks in the Vatican's Sweet Sistine brackets! | Religion News Service

demt · 27-02-2013, 16:55

wheres sweden

thats the homeland of modern humanitarianism

calder12 · 27-02-2013, 17:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by handcraftedweb

When you quit being pope you have to give up your ring of power.

And apparently your red shoes according to the news report I heard earlier today.

handcraftedweb · 28-02-2013, 23:31

Being Pope Was Great, But You Canâ€™t Play Make-Believe Forever | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

handcraftedweb · 12-03-2013, 17:31

I never understood what the Cardinals did is their secret meetings. Well explained here.

* Step 1: Thorough background check ensures no candidate has previously been pope
* Step 2: Candidates bare teeth and display genitals for judges to inspect
* Step 3: Each cardinal asked to explain the difference between Jesus and God
* Step 4: Transubstantiation lightning round
* Step 5: Each candidate must stay the entire night in underground crypt to prove bravery
* Step 6: Holy Spirit trust falls
* Step 7: Cardinals hold election; in the event of a tie, the Vatican disbands and Catholicism is abolished
* Step 8: Newly elected pope walks in a counterclockwise circle seven times to prove he’s not the devil
* Step 9: Pontiff goes into a private room to have his portrait drawn; the first portrait is a serious one and the second is a fun one

handcraftedweb · 13-03-2013, 04:21

Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Quote:

I swear, I’ve consecrated the altar wine into the blood of Christ a thousand times, but I just got so nervous with everyone watching me. Man, that smells nasty.

pantherlights · 13-03-2013, 06:45

This reminds of St. Malachy. Anyway, let's see who's the next pope. The Cardinals of the world are now preparing to cast their ballots. This is secret of course.

handcraftedweb · 13-03-2013, 20:27

White smoke=new pope. They picked "the old one from Argentina". I had my money on "the black guy from Africa".

RockMeAmadeus · 13-03-2013, 20:31

They'll never pick a non-white pope.

josephnicklo · 13-03-2013, 20:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockMeAmadeus

They'll never pick a non-white pope.

They picked a non-white president.

roto · 13-03-2013, 20:54

Here. Not there.

RockMeAmadeus · 13-03-2013, 20:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by josephnicklo

They picked a non-white president.

I'm having bbq pork chops later on today. I can make non sequitur statements too.

22-02-2013, 10:22	#42 (permalink)
steveb La force silencieuse Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SUOMI Posts: 20,286	You shouldn't be so gullible regarding anti-gay propaganda. __________________ Tip: Steve is always right. —Bishop

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handcraftedweb Aging hipster wannabe Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,850	Now that's a surprise: Vatican denies rumors of gay priests. Vatican denies swirling rumors as pope prepares to step down - CNN.com __________________ Those who say "the perfect is the enemy of the good" often ignore the fact that crap is a worse enemy of the good.

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steveb La force silencieuse Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SUOMI Posts: 20,286	* priests * were * altar ~ were all __________________ Tip: Steve is always right. —Bishop

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handcraftedweb Aging hipster wannabe Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,850	When you quit being pope you have to give up your ring of power. __________________ Those who say "the perfect is the enemy of the good" often ignore the fact that crap is a worse enemy of the good.

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Klang Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,751	Of course there are gay priest, they all where sucking off alter boys.

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Klang Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,751	Thank you, Steve.

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handcraftedweb Aging hipster wannabe Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,850	Place your bets here: March Madness: Make your picks in the Vatican's Sweet Sistine brackets! \| Religion News Service __________________ Those who say "the perfect is the enemy of the good" often ignore the fact that crap is a worse enemy of the good.

27-02-2013, 16:55	#50 (permalink)
demt Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: london Posts: 1,191	wheres sweden thats the homeland of modern humanitarianism

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handcraftedweb Aging hipster wannabe Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,850	Being Pope Was Great, But You Canâ€™t Play Make-Believe Forever \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source __________________ Those who say "the perfect is the enemy of the good" often ignore the fact that crap is a worse enemy of the good.

12-03-2013, 17:31	#53 (permalink)
handcraftedweb Aging hipster wannabe Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,850	I never understood what the Cardinals did is their secret meetings. Well explained here. * Step 1: Thorough background check ensures no candidate has previously been pope * Step 2: Candidates bare teeth and display genitals for judges to inspect * Step 3: Each cardinal asked to explain the difference between Jesus and God * Step 4: Transubstantiation lightning round * Step 5: Each candidate must stay the entire night in underground crypt to prove bravery * Step 6: Holy Spirit trust falls * Step 7: Cardinals hold election; in the event of a tie, the Vatican disbands and Catholicism is abolished * Step 8: Newly elected pope walks in a counterclockwise circle seven times to prove he’s not the devil * Step 9: Pontiff goes into a private room to have his portrait drawn; the first portrait is a serious one and the second is a fun one __________________ Those who say "the perfect is the enemy of the good" often ignore the fact that crap is a worse enemy of the good.

13-03-2013, 06:45	#55 (permalink)
pantherlights Registered User Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 48	This reminds of St. Malachy. Anyway, let's see who's the next pope. The Cardinals of the world are now preparing to cast their ballots. This is secret of course.

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handcraftedweb Aging hipster wannabe Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,850	White smoke=new pope. They picked "the old one from Argentina". I had my money on "the black guy from Africa". __________________ Those who say "the perfect is the enemy of the good" often ignore the fact that crap is a worse enemy of the good.

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RockMeAmadeus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,834	They'll never pick a non-white pope.

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roto Get Some Gauze Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,743	Here. Not there. __________________ This is search engine magic, bro! WhyUSoMad?

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