http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

type in any of the following
kiss the girl, banana, dance, lap, push up, splits, surf, jump, butt, shake, grab, toes, topless, groin, magic, hoolahoop, robot, shadow box, tickle, karate, handstand, jedi, pillow, hair, riverdance, orgasm, macarena, pour, pour beer on self, tap, cowboy, headbang, airguitar, magazine, pitcher, lighter, cap, sun, number, math, lollipop, hummer, clothes, muscle

now dont say i dont contribute

[Mik]

had this last week.
try - I love you

[lucidcreations]

if only all women would be so giving

[sleepingfish]

Marvellous.

EDIT: I, er, was told by someone, that you could also try: Suck, Rub and Breasts.

I haven't though.

Far too busy.

[aaron]

"kiss" is the best one... no contest

[malfunktion]

Jedi

ooor pillow fight, hummer, kiss me, karate, beer, tapdance

[sleepingfish]

I'm quite liking "Yoga".

I'm still terribly busy.

[pat]

that's school down the drain.

How come there's no "have meaningful conversation"?

[adras]

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/Tammy.xml

[weldo]

i need broadband....and help

[oli]

beastie boys haha what a spazzer

[Brown]

haha.

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[Mik]

snatch,testicles,twat,vag

haha

[roto]

"suck my balls" really didn't have the effect I wanted.

Naked is classic...until the asshole gets in the way.

"Wet T-shirt" is nice...

Originally Posted by pat

How come there's no "have meaningful conversation"?

She shows her ass...that's meaningful enough for me.