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Old 12-08-2010, 08:18   #1 (permalink)
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The other half says the funniest things...

Just got a belter of a txt from the missus...

"Sorry I slapped you last night, but you'd just hit me in the head!"

Haha...
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Old 12-08-2010, 08:29   #2 (permalink)
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haha
missus asked me if Titanic was based on a true story when we were watching it.

bless her.
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Old 12-08-2010, 08:32   #3 (permalink)
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''Can you do the washing up tonight, please''

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Old 12-08-2010, 08:47   #4 (permalink)
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"What's the Goonies?"

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Old 12-08-2010, 08:53   #5 (permalink)
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looking at terry towelling bed sheets in a crowded Ikea.. quite innocently saying 'you think i'm hot in bed now, you want to see me in terry towelling'.
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Old 12-08-2010, 09:01   #6 (permalink)
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I have 2 that i can remember... i tend to not listen these days...

in the Cavern - "it's very cavernous isnt it"

on driving past the bombed out church in liverpool - "why is it called the bombed out church?"
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Old 12-08-2010, 09:04   #7 (permalink)
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"What's that churchy thing at the end of Cathedral St?"
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Old 12-08-2010, 09:35   #8 (permalink)
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reminds me of a Karl Pilkington quote ..
"What are those things in Gremlins called?"
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:01   #9 (permalink)
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The gf once told me that she thought Ipswich was near Amsterdam.
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:07   #10 (permalink)
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Walking past Pontins holiday camp - "Is this a prison?"
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:10   #11 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:12   #12 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:14   #13 (permalink)
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looking at terry towelling bed sheets in a crowded Ikea.. quite innocently saying 'you think i'm hot in bed now, you want to see me in terry towelling'.

haha!
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:15   #14 (permalink)
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reminds me of a Karl Pilkington quote ..
"What are those things in Gremlins called?"
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:17   #15 (permalink)
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Jason Manford did a sketch about his missus...

'Just watched Schindler's List - discussing the harrowship and awfulness of what was just on screen; she turns to me and says 'do you think the DVD has any outtakes on it?'

LMFAO....
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:20   #16 (permalink)
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my gf until a few years ago thought chocolate éclairs were called chocolatey claires.
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:20   #17 (permalink)
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What on earth is "terry towelling"?
Sounds like an illegal sex move.
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:24   #18 (permalink)
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wake up Craig

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Old 12-08-2010, 10:25   #19 (permalink)
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i love terry towelling. not enough of it in the world. I want a terry towelling t-shirt..

/ off to google he goes / will probably end up back here /
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Old 12-08-2010, 10:26   #20 (permalink)
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Googled it earlier, still none the wiser
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