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OD · 12-08-2010, 08:18

Just got a belter of a txt from the missus...

"Sorry I slapped you last night, but you'd just hit me in the head!"

Haha...

Bishop · 12-08-2010, 08:29

haha
missus asked me if Titanic was based on a true story when we were watching it.

bless her.

TeZ · 12-08-2010, 08:32

''Can you do the washing up tonight, please''

Hahahahahahahaa etc

Rotuy · 12-08-2010, 08:47

"What's the Goonies?"

Never let her live that down.

Rik · 12-08-2010, 08:53

looking at terry towelling bed sheets in a crowded Ikea.. quite innocently saying 'you think i'm hot in bed now, you want to see me in terry towelling'.

steharg · 12-08-2010, 09:01

I have 2 that i can remember... i tend to not listen these days...

in the Cavern - "it's very cavernous isnt it"

on driving past the bombed out church in liverpool - "why is it called the bombed out church?"

Anxious · 12-08-2010, 09:04

"What's that churchy thing at the end of Cathedral St?"

oli · 12-08-2010, 09:35

reminds me of a Karl Pilkington quote ..
"What are those things in Gremlins called?"

pob · 12-08-2010, 10:01

The gf once told me that she thought Ipswich was near Amsterdam.

KingCraig · 12-08-2010, 10:07

Walking past Pontins holiday camp - "Is this a prison?"
In a way...

KingCraig · 12-08-2010, 10:10

More:

Quote:

I thought Atilla the Hun was that big fat thing from Star Wars

Quote:

When I was 15 it was just before I turned 16

OD · 12-08-2010, 10:12

Quote:

I thought Atilla the Hun was that big fat thing from Star Wars

Hahahaha...

Timus · 12-08-2010, 10:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rik

looking at terry towelling bed sheets in a crowded Ikea.. quite innocently saying 'you think i'm hot in bed now, you want to see me in terry towelling'.

haha!

onecan · 12-08-2010, 10:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by oli

reminds me of a Karl Pilkington quote ..
"What are those things in Gremlins called?"

Mogwai

bomski · 12-08-2010, 10:17

Jason Manford did a sketch about his missus...

'Just watched Schindler's List - discussing the harrowship and awfulness of what was just on screen; she turns to me and says 'do you think the DVD has any outtakes on it?'

LMFAO....

Pete Nice · 12-08-2010, 10:20

my gf until a few years ago thought chocolate éclairs were called chocolatey claires.

KingCraig · 12-08-2010, 10:20

What on earth is "terry towelling"?
Sounds like an illegal sex move.

Pete Nice · 12-08-2010, 10:24

wake up Craig

Rik · 12-08-2010, 10:25

i love terry towelling. not enough of it in the world. I want a terry towelling t-shirt..

/ off to google he goes / will probably end up back here /

KingCraig · 12-08-2010, 10:26

Googled it earlier, still none the wiser

12-08-2010, 08:18	#1 (permalink)
OD Moderator Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: York Posts: 7,637	The other half says the funniest things... Just got a belter of a txt from the missus... "Sorry I slapped you last night, but you'd just hit me in the head!" Haha...

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Bishop Eating out. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Nouvelle Zélande Posts: 6,421	haha missus asked me if Titanic was based on a true story when we were watching it. bless her. __________________ "The general public are fucking stupid and have no taste." ~ Limbo Kaos Project *** Behance

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Rotuy Christstollen Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Liverpool Posts: 9,779	"What's the Goonies?" Never let her live that down. __________________ Arcade Cabinet Progress

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steharg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 2,894	I have 2 that i can remember... i tend to not listen these days... in the Cavern - "it's very cavernous isnt it" on driving past the bombed out church in liverpool - "why is it called the bombed out church?" __________________ flickr

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Rik ▓▒░ Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 12,293	looking at terry towelling bed sheets in a crowded Ikea.. quite innocently saying 'you think i'm hot in bed now, you want to see me in terry towelling'.

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bomski Red Bull FTW! Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 71	Jason Manford did a sketch about his missus... 'Just watched Schindler's List - discussing the harrowship and awfulness of what was just on screen; she turns to me and says 'do you think the DVD has any outtakes on it?' LMFAO....

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KingCraig ~ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,982	What on earth is "terry towelling"? Sounds like an illegal sex move.

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Pete Nice Zulu Nation Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up in your grill Posts: 4,808	wake up Craig

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Rik ▓▒░ Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 12,293	i love terry towelling. not enough of it in the world. I want a terry towelling t-shirt.. / off to google he goes / will probably end up back here /

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KingCraig ~ Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,982	Googled it earlier, still none the wiser

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