[Shaun]

While we're on the topic, does anybody have any friends that only copy and paste poetry or famous quotes as their statuses? Even though, realistically, they're thick as shit and a bit creepy?? Statuses normally followed by, "aww that is so deep xx"

[Anxious]

Sometimes, but I get an equal amount of people who try to pass off sickipedia jokes as their own too.

[Giraffe]

I'm just going to post all of the status updates that I make, because they're all awesome and everyone should read them.

The world is messed up enough. Help it out by abstaining from listening to Limp Biskit's "Nookie" while washing your '97 Mustang.

Can I just say I'm thrilled that the wiki for Star Wars is titled Wookieepedia? Now I know what I'll spend my day reading.

Fuck you Firefox. I know damn well how to spell velociraptor.

The exact change toll lane means exact change, and not, "Well I might have exact change, but just to make sure I should rummage through my center console for 10 minutes lol."

Sleeping through the earthquake was easy. My body simply absorbed the shockwaves, thereby making me 3.6 times stronger.

Street name of the decade: Kitchen Dick.

Steve Carrell not renewing his contract for The Office? What? There IS a God?

[Matt_e11]

one of my mates is in a band never stops posting lyrics

is the last of the English Roses, but the first man to die...

there's a hooligan half of me that stole from woolworths, whilst the other lived for love...

Yours is a Messiah, mine is a dream and it won't be long...

I'm lookin' back to see where I stand...

I hear voices in my head, they council me, they understand, they talk to me...

Round the houses an back to the start, baby you're tearing our love apart, an all I wanna do is get thorugh to you...

They look but they can not find me, I'm up an headin' for the sun..

i could go on

[sub]

Don't.

[Shaun]

Giraffe, you came across as one awesome dude ... up until that last status. Michael Scott is the don.

[KingCraig]

I fucking hate it when people post lyrics. SHUT UP.

One of my best mates keeps copy&pasting the fake cheryl cole tweets. Really winds me up because it's illegible unfunny nonsense.

He also posted a few Karl Pilkingon quotes and people thought he was serious.

[socreative]

these cunts have no life..delete them immediately
fucking trying to impress other inbeciles like them with how stupid their life is...
hate social netwanking

[Matt_e11]

Originally Posted by socreative

social netwanking

Chatroulette?

[Shaun]

Too many people post music videos from the nineties.

[StisterMeve]

Originally Posted by Guy who's always fucking happy

Is Happy!

I deleted all the other cunts.

[Giraffe]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Giraffe, you came across as one awesome dude ... up until that last status. Michael Scott is the don.

British people actually watch the U.S. office? It was a great show and carved its own niche for 3-4 seasons, and it was my favorite show. Then it strayed from its premise of being a mockumentary about an office and became deeper entrenched in slapstick. It's sad to see it fizzle.

Anyway, I have an arty friend and her status updates are all pseudo intellectual gems:

sometimes i think it would be better to be engulfed in misery than this low affect cloud i currently find myself in. i can find hope in the desire that is present amongst great sadness. in this state i see no motive for doing much of anything save for empiric pragmatism i could care about these moments in the future.

some nights, after I've used the right combination of lotion, perfume, and soap, I step into the shower, close my eyes and imagine the plumes of yellow cake steaming up beside me

i'd like to go scream on a mountain, but i live in michigan. a little upsetting that paul [her ex boyfriend] already wrote this story, though i don't think any level of madness would get me to rip up my books.

i like goldfish in concept only. in dreams they are supposed to stand in for intense emotional and spiritual thoughts. i've been drawing a goldfish for a couple days after having a dream. looking at it makes me feel some faint kind of peace.

7 hours is a license for shameless hyperbole right? My brain is turning into bone. I will never feel happiness or be unaware of any degree of physical pain again. Want to be knocked out - renewed sadness over realizing my leftover percocet is missing, though now it is because I'd finally take one if it meant I could sleep the headache away.

[socreative]

Originally Posted by Matt_e11

Chatroulette?

that cuntroulette is a true wankportal. Shows what humans really are from a psychological point of view.

[Anxious]

That guy who posted gems earlier in the thread has just updated:

omg neds jst in barbers canny be arsed wae these fannys talk too much shite!

Hi, pot!

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

British people actually watch the U.S. office? It was a great show and carved its own niche for 3-4 seasons, and it was my favorite show. Then it strayed from its premise of being a mockumentary about an office and became deeper entrenched in slapstick. It's sad to see it fizzle.

It isn't that big. Most people prefer the British version, having only watched one or two episodes of the US version. I bought seasons 1-4 on DVD and I've only seen up to season 5. I love the long series and the characters are just so much better. Creed and Andy crack me up.

[DeLarge]

Ugh I have quite a few hipster mates who keeps posting lyrics. This made me laugh though from another mate.

'Yo Alexander the Great was the biggest homo in history, he didn't conquer anything, he just walked through villages holding little boys hands....I'm just keeping it real'

[socreative]

^ how is this lyrics?

[Giraffe]

It's not, he made a clear distinction.

[DeLarge]

Ha sorry, could of been clearer but they're not lyrics. Just highlighting something that made me chuckle. Hungover.

[StisterMeve]

Originally Posted by mate from uni - nice bloke but maaaaan his spelling and facebook statuses

Is tierd

Jesus.