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Narate · 11-12-2004, 06:42

Customers that expect me to break the law just so they can rent a film. Such Knob 'eds

pob · 11-12-2004, 14:53

Fuck Off: those tossers that keep ringing and asking if i want fucking new windows for free. We all know there not free.

mark · 11-12-2004, 15:55

Fuck off those computers that keep ringing and not saying anything cos there aren't enough dipshit operators to actually try and waste even more of my time floggin pointless shit that nobody needs or wants.

Computer says nowt.

Mr Fred · 11-12-2004, 17:25

fat women in christmas novelty clothes.

and no, I really don't want to kiss you.
lay off the pies love.

aaron · 12-12-2004, 05:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mik

fat women in christmas novelty clothes.

and no, I really don't want to kiss you.
lay off the pies love.

haha

Alaska-Design · 12-12-2004, 14:58

Fuck off

pat · 12-12-2004, 16:30

fuck off monday morning tomorrow. Bring back sunday's Antique roadshows, Songs of praise. Sunday. Where did you go.

mark · 12-12-2004, 17:17

Fuck off working on the weekends when I know, just fucking know, that all my efforts will have been pointless as the client will be incapable of making a decision without showing my designs to the board, to a focus group, to his wife, to mary whitehouse (from beyond the grave), to the person sat next to him on the train and they will all want to make a 'creative contribution' . These 'contributions' will, by osmosis, become one great big fucked up mutant contribution that exists only to fuck up all of my hard work and suck out all of the creativity until the client is convinced that he got the least distinctive, least different, least offensive, least effective solution that he could possibly have achieved and then & only then will he authorise sign-off. Fuckin' fuck right fuckin' off fuckin cunting bastard clients. Fuckers all.

Alaska-Design · 12-12-2004, 17:28

Fuck Off Trainspotting Script

mark · 12-12-2004, 17:41

uh, fuck off.

Alex · 12-12-2004, 18:07

fuck off king athur and irobot....I want 4 hours of my life back

Jelly Baby · 12-12-2004, 18:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by mark

Fuck off working on the weekends when I know, just fucking know, that all my efforts will have been pointless as the client will be incapable of making a decision without showing my designs to the board, to a focus group, to his wife, to mary whitehouse (from beyond the grave), to the person sat next to him on the train and they will all want to make a 'creative contribution' . These 'contributions' will, by osmosis, become one great big fucked up mutant contribution that exists only to fuck up all of my hard work and suck out all of the creativity until the client is convinced that he got the least distinctive, least different, least offensive, least effective solution that he could possibly have achieved and then & only then will he authorise sign-off. Fuckin' fuck right fuckin' off fuckin cunting bastard clients. Fuckers all.

Man thats crazyness,Good luck im sure you'll make them happy its christmas!

Fuck off writing an essay grrrrrrr!

redjen · 12-12-2004, 20:25

Fuck Off:
Stoopid workmate who is a lazy lazy designer and always checks in my files to make arbitrary comments on my work so she can feel superior to me

Fuck Off:
Stoopid PCs at stoopid job (I want my mac)
Fuck Off:
Stoopid bills and having to eat and pay rent making me work stoopid full time job when I have heaps better things to do

Alaska-Design · 13-12-2004, 05:54

Fuck off Heaven 17

centro · 18-12-2004, 14:07

Fuck Off:

People who say they are vegetarian, but eat fish.

Its still meat you Cunt!

Jelly Baby · 18-12-2004, 14:15

fuck off christmas
fuck off everything
apart from music and drink my saviours

katralla · 18-12-2004, 14:28

fuck off bubble wrap that doesn't make a loud pop when you twist it.

Fuck off fat birds in playbunny outfits, it's old and played out and I think you'll find it's play BUNNY not playHIPPO

roto · 18-12-2004, 17:36

Fuck off http://www.bestmagsdirect.com/ for being the first LOVELY company to SPAM a brand new e-mail address I just set up @myway.com.

(HOW THE FUCK did they get hold of my addy? I'd used it for NOTHING that would have made it possible.)

Good news is they are located very close to me, and I'm paying 'em a visit in person on Monday. Gonna stick my holiday cheer right up their arses.

pat · 18-12-2004, 18:00

fuck off conversations that start and end in two words. People just don't make the effort.

lyndon · 18-12-2004, 18:28

fuck off .. no rizla

11-12-2004, 15:55	#123 (permalink)
mark Hey Alan, nice rope! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cuntoff Posts: 770	Fuck off those computers that keep ringing and not saying anything cos there aren't enough dipshit operators to actually try and waste even more of my time floggin pointless shit that nobody needs or wants. Computer says nowt. __________________ Don't get sand on your ice cream...

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Alaska-Design ™ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Brighton Posts: 353	Fuck off __________________ Alaska-Design / BM Photography

12-12-2004, 16:30	#127 (permalink)
pat jorge regula Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: B'ham/Leeds Posts: 4,812	fuck off monday morning tomorrow. Bring back sunday's Antique roadshows, Songs of praise. Sunday. Where did you go. __________________

12-12-2004, 17:17	#128 (permalink)
mark Hey Alan, nice rope! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cuntoff Posts: 770	Fuck off working on the weekends when I know, just fucking know, that all my efforts will have been pointless as the client will be incapable of making a decision without showing my designs to the board, to a focus group, to his wife, to mary whitehouse (from beyond the grave), to the person sat next to him on the train and they will all want to make a 'creative contribution' . These 'contributions' will, by osmosis, become one great big fucked up mutant contribution that exists only to fuck up all of my hard work and suck out all of the creativity until the client is convinced that he got the least distinctive, least different, least offensive, least effective solution that he could possibly have achieved and then & only then will he authorise sign-off. Fuckin' fuck right fuckin' off fuckin cunting bastard clients. Fuckers all. __________________ Don't get sand on your ice cream...

12-12-2004, 17:28	#129 (permalink)
Alaska-Design ™ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Brighton Posts: 353	Fuck Off Trainspotting Script __________________ Alaska-Design / BM Photography

11-12-2004, 06:42	#121 (permalink)
Narate Royalty™ Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Manchester (UK) Posts: 3,236	Customers that expect me to break the law just so they can rent a film. Such Knob 'eds

11-12-2004, 14:53	#122 (permalink)
pob Move Your Car Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Brighton Posts: 63	Fuck Off: those tossers that keep ringing and asking if i want fucking new windows for free. We all know there not free.

11-12-2004, 17:25	#124 (permalink)
Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,344	fat women in christmas novelty clothes. and no, I really don't want to kiss you. lay off the pies love.

12-12-2004, 17:41	#130 (permalink)
mark Hey Alan, nice rope! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cuntoff Posts: 770	uh, fuck off. __________________ Don't get sand on your ice cream...

12-12-2004, 18:07	#131 (permalink)
Alex div Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Leeds Posts: 647	fuck off king athur and irobot....I want 4 hours of my life back __________________ Engage Interactive - Web design Harrogate \| Kustard

12-12-2004, 20:25	#133 (permalink)
redjen Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Aotearoa NZ Posts: 2	Fuck Off: Stoopid workmate who is a lazy lazy designer and always checks in my files to make arbitrary comments on my work so she can feel superior to me Fuck Off: Stoopid PCs at stoopid job (I want my mac) Fuck Off: Stoopid bills and having to eat and pay rent making me work stoopid full time job when I have heaps better things to do

13-12-2004, 05:54	#134 (permalink)
Alaska-Design ™ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Brighton Posts: 353	Fuck off Heaven 17 __________________ Alaska-Design / BM Photography

18-12-2004, 14:07	#135 (permalink)
centro ™ Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,612	Fuck Off: People who say they are vegetarian, but eat fish. Its still meat you Cunt!

18-12-2004, 14:15	#136 (permalink)
Jelly Baby 'And are you cooool?' Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Frome Nr Bath Posts: 1,286	fuck off christmas fuck off everything apart from music and drink my saviours

18-12-2004, 14:28	#137 (permalink)
katralla Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 94	fuck off bubble wrap that doesn't make a loud pop when you twist it. Fuck off fat birds in playbunny outfits, it's old and played out and I think you'll find it's play BUNNY not playHIPPO

18-12-2004, 17:36	#138 (permalink)
roto This is it - ground zero. Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Paper St. Posts: 4,345	Fuck off http://www.bestmagsdirect.com/ for being the first LOVELY company to SPAM a brand new e-mail address I just set up @myway.com. (HOW THE FUCK did they get hold of my addy? I'd used it for NOTHING that would have made it possible.) Good news is they are located very close to me, and I'm paying 'em a visit in person on Monday. Gonna stick my holiday cheer right up their arses. __________________ fun: HGC v.4 \| last.fm: DT \| me \| *oi! fck u roto: ...via meebo! New to interweb design?** Your friends at dt can help.

18-12-2004, 18:00	#139 (permalink)
pat jorge regula Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: B'ham/Leeds Posts: 4,812	fuck off conversations that start and end in two words. People just don't make the effort. __________________

18-12-2004, 18:28	#140 (permalink)
lyndon Venti Macchiato Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 1,160	fuck off .. no rizla

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