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Brown · 15-02-2005, 08:31

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Originally Posted by weldo

The DFS couch sale advert with Katie Melua singing in the background......seems to have gone on from Boxing Day til the end of time itself....

i was going to say that earlier on. i fucking hate that bint. if i ever hear her say 'sivinteeeeeeeeeeeeeeen' in real life i'm going to twat her one.

someone should bound and gag her in a small room and play that record over and over again to her for several days. that way, we might hear the end of it.

weldo · 15-02-2005, 08:44

It's been driving me mad for 6 weeks now !!! Every other ad break, every other channel.... Hopefully we've seen the end of it soon...

I like the idea about the small room for several days, and the bounding and gagging could work for me too, but I'm not sure I'd bother bringing a record player into the equation..... I have other plans for the little minx....

Joewebber · 15-02-2005, 09:55

Bollocks. I've got that song in my head now

Mik · 15-02-2005, 09:55

hear hear.
also that dopey cunt going on about good bacteria.

sleepingfish · 15-02-2005, 09:58

That twat from The Sun who tried to get forgiveness from Liverpool, as if he was acting in the name of some good cause and not actually trying to shift more copies of The Sun.

mike_m · 15-02-2005, 10:15

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Originally Posted by Mr Mik

hear hear.
also that dopey cunt going on about good bacteria.

oh god yes..

"Tarquin" <smack>

A little bottle of e-coli would sort him out nicely - 'have soom good bacteria'

dan · 15-02-2005, 10:41

http://www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page1386.asp

...

too. much. hate.

Narate · 15-02-2005, 10:46

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http://www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page1386.asp

...

too. much. hate.

He looks like such a smarmy bastard.

Mik · 15-02-2005, 10:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike_mitry

oh god yes..

"Tarquin" <smack>

haha.
twatquin.

weldo · 16-02-2005, 05:19

Fuck off Pete Doherty.
Go and get yourself a proper drug habit and stop pretending.
Get some talent while you're at it, you shit-smackhead, crap-song writer !!!

How I'd love to see him get a good kicking.

There's loads of proper, dirty, smackheads round here with more talent in their shitty jeans than you've got with your NME-hyped notoriety.......

...and your birds a slapper.....

Rant over.

sleepingfish · 16-02-2005, 05:39

Listening to my work colleauges phone calls all day everyday.

So far this week:
How tired he is.
The wonderful world of a new iron.
How busy he is.
The merits of a new iron.
Broken computers.
How tired he is.
How much money things cost.
General hilarity.
Aren't new irons good.
Wow.
How tired the other person is.
Irons.

Half an hour, minimum, no more than 3 subject ever discussed, just repeated in between bouts of laughter, and genuine interest.

Its killing me.

Mik · 16-02-2005, 05:42

people who sigh.

sleepingfish · 16-02-2005, 05:43

New call: To relay the conversation he just had to someone else, piece by piece. For fuck's sake.

mark · 16-02-2005, 05:44

Fuck off my wanky, middle class, not-in-my-back-yard neighbours.

Den of twats.

sleepingfish · 16-02-2005, 05:47

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Originally Posted by mark

Den of twats.

I've seen that film.

Brown · 17-02-2005, 06:35

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Originally Posted by client

i am concerned that the website seems plain.

well why the fuck didn't you say that when we started developing it 2 months ago.

fuck off! cunt.

dan · 17-02-2005, 06:55

ha ha

seen.to · 17-02-2005, 16:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Windows taskbar bubble pop up thingy

Your computer installed a security update!

Windows recently downloaded and installed a vital security update which required an automatic restart.

Well thanks a bunch for not giving me a warning and not giving me a chance to save my fucking work.

seen.to · 17-02-2005, 17:17

And fuck off once again, snow.

The last of the last lot finally melted on Sunday and now it's chucking it down again - fuck offfffff!

mark · 17-02-2005, 18:51

Fuck off all other forums.

All of them.

I don't care about sitechecking your lame design, nor do I care to go and BUY that font because of your high moral prevarications and I'm definitely past caring about whether or not there are any top web design tips on offer from cnuts who produce blogs or websites for the local hairdressers salon. I simply want to come in, put my feet up and not have to think about clients, work, deadlines and all the rest of it.

Another den of twats is not what I'm looking for. Ever.

You lot are alright though

15-02-2005, 08:44	#262 (permalink)
weldo now with added beard Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,631	It's been driving me mad for 6 weeks now !!! Every other ad break, every other channel.... Hopefully we've seen the end of it soon... I like the idea about the small room for several days, and the bounding and gagging could work for me too, but I'm not sure I'd bother bringing a record player into the equation..... I have other plans for the little minx.... __________________ fuck signatures

16-02-2005, 05:19	#270 (permalink)
weldo now with added beard Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,631	Fuck off Pete Doherty. Go and get yourself a proper drug habit and stop pretending. Get some talent while you're at it, you shit-smackhead, crap-song writer !!! How I'd love to see him get a good kicking. There's loads of proper, dirty, smackheads round here with more talent in their shitty jeans than you've got with your NME-hyped notoriety....... ...and your birds a slapper..... Rant over. __________________ fuck signatures

16-02-2005, 05:44	#274 (permalink)
mark Hey Alan, nice rope! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cuntoff Posts: 763	Fuck off my wanky, middle class, not-in-my-back-yard neighbours. Den of twats. __________________ Don't get sand on your ice cream...

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seen.to unusual suspect ™ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: DE, USA Posts: 3,161	And fuck off once again, snow. The last of the last lot finally melted on Sunday and now it's chucking it down again - fuck offfffff! __________________ [[proverbs and quotes]] [[blog]] [[work]] [[photowebby - some photo's by me]]

17-02-2005, 18:51	#280 (permalink)
mark Hey Alan, nice rope! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cuntoff Posts: 763	Fuck off all other forums. All of them. I don't care about sitechecking your lame design, nor do I care to go and BUY that font because of your high moral prevarications and I'm definitely past caring about whether or not there are any top web design tips on offer from cnuts who produce blogs or websites for the local hairdressers salon. I simply want to come in, put my feet up and not have to think about clients, work, deadlines and all the rest of it. Another den of twats is not what I'm looking for. Ever. You lot are alright though __________________ Don't get sand on your ice cream...

15-02-2005, 09:55	#263 (permalink)
Joewebber Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Exeter Posts: 773	Bollocks. I've got that song in my head now

15-02-2005, 09:55	#264 (permalink)
Mik Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,900	hear hear. also that dopey cunt going on about good bacteria.

15-02-2005, 09:58	#265 (permalink)
sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,470	That twat from The Sun who tried to get forgiveness from Liverpool, as if he was acting in the name of some good cause and not actually trying to shift more copies of The Sun.

15-02-2005, 10:41	#267 (permalink)
dan Iris Folder Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: smokey Posts: 2,651	http://www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page1386.asp ... too. much. hate.

16-02-2005, 05:39	#271 (permalink)
sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,470	Listening to my work colleauges phone calls all day everyday. So far this week: How tired he is. The wonderful world of a new iron. How busy he is. The merits of a new iron. Broken computers. How tired he is. How much money things cost. General hilarity. Aren't new irons good. Wow. How tired the other person is. Irons. Half an hour, minimum, no more than 3 subject ever discussed, just repeated in between bouts of laughter, and genuine interest. Its killing me.

16-02-2005, 05:42	#272 (permalink)
Mik Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,900	people who sigh.

16-02-2005, 05:43	#273 (permalink)
sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,470	New call: To relay the conversation he just had to someone else, piece by piece. For fuck's sake.

17-02-2005, 06:55	#277 (permalink)
dan Iris Folder Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: smokey Posts: 2,651	ha ha

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