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sleepingfish · 26-01-2005, 05:01

Firstly ringtones. What's wrong with "ring ring", please have some dignity and remove all those fucking annoying noises from your phones.

Secondly as has been mentioned, that fucking demented frog thing. I can begin to understand how people would be stupid enough to want to imitate a song they like through a series of beeping noises, but this frog demon has been created solely for the purpose of a ringtone?! What the hell is that about?

Thirdly, and this is the worst of today's three "Fuck Off"'s, in a world where the ringtone chart is outselling the singles chart, where kids spend their money on making a mobile phone even more annoying, some genius has turned the Frog noise into a song. They've taken the mind-boggling progression of song to ringtone, and reversed it!

If I were religious I'd be asking some serious questions of the big man right now.

oli · 26-01-2005, 05:06

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Originally Posted by sleepingfish

some genius has turned the Frog noise into a song.

I take it you're listening to radio 1, shocking wasnt it. Its our own fault though.

sleepingfish · 26-01-2005, 05:13

I was earlier, and yes it was. I'm not taking any responsibility for it, I blame the yoof.

pgo · 26-01-2005, 07:30

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Originally Posted by sleepingfish

Firstly ringtones. What's wrong with "ring ring", please have some dignity and remove all those fucking annoying noises from your phones.

One of my friends has jungle sounds - birds chirping and whatnot. Confuses me every time.

Fuck off, redneck jackoffs who drive around in pickup trucks taller than my house, blaring Toby Keith, and sporting a "Support the Troops" yellow ribbon magnet. Apparently, guzzling gas and perpetuating our dependence on MidEast oil are the best ways to "Support the Troops".

Fuck off you self-righteous jingoistic shitheads.

God. I hate them so much.

Mr Fred · 26-01-2005, 08:30

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Originally Posted by sleepingfish

some genius has turned the Frog noise into a song.

not as good as the Frog Chorus.

sleepingfish · 26-01-2005, 08:50

Not close, the Frog Chorus is a master piece.

Parsons · 26-01-2005, 09:43

Indeed! I challenge anyone who thinks foul of the Beatle's output after they split to listen to that song and not be converted...

oli · 27-01-2005, 11:41

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4210407.stm 10 million quid.

mike_m · 28-01-2005, 06:47

Fuck Off:

Bastard cunting anal pustules of a dentist and thier vapid receptionists - who can't be bothered to answer thier phone so you can make an emergency appointment to sort out a painful and swollen abscess that appeared overnight..

Mr Fred · 28-01-2005, 07:30

cocaines good for abcesses.

oli · 28-01-2005, 07:31

probably cheaper aswell ...

mike_m · 28-01-2005, 07:46

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cocaines good for abcesses.

send me some in a jiffy bag?

weldo · 28-01-2005, 08:44

shouldn't that be a 'sniffy bag' ??

mike_m · 28-01-2005, 10:25

nah, not big enough

emil · 03-02-2005, 10:35

Clients that do not understand that a 100x100pixel image is too small to have as background on a printed brochure...

roto · 03-02-2005, 23:25

Along the same lines: clients that send a 150-200px lo-res .jpg for a 500px wide flash photo slide show...

Mr Fred · 04-02-2005, 05:27

fuck off cunts who complain about clients.

Your fucking designers or supposed to be - do you actually want to do any work or do you get sue from accounts to design your, without doubt shitty flash intro.

fluff · 04-02-2005, 05:38

calm down dear

emil · 04-02-2005, 05:41

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Originally Posted by Mr Mik

fuck off cunts who complain about clients.

Your clients must be reading this forum

lyndon · 04-02-2005, 06:10

kiwi fruit

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26-01-2005, 05:01	#201 (permalink)
sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,469	Firstly ringtones. What's wrong with "ring ring", please have some dignity and remove all those fucking annoying noises from your phones. Secondly as has been mentioned, that fucking demented frog thing. I can begin to understand how people would be stupid enough to want to imitate a song they like through a series of beeping noises, but this frog demon has been created solely for the purpose of a ringtone?! What the hell is that about? Thirdly, and this is the worst of today's three "Fuck Off"'s, in a world where the ringtone chart is outselling the singles chart, where kids spend their money on making a mobile phone even more annoying, some genius has turned the Frog noise into a song. They've taken the mind-boggling progression of song to ringtone, and reversed it! If I were religious I'd be asking some serious questions of the big man right now.

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sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,469	I was earlier, and yes it was. I'm not taking any responsibility for it, I blame the yoof.

26-01-2005, 08:50	#206 (permalink)
sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,469	Not close, the Frog Chorus is a master piece.

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Parsons Mostly Harmless Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Suffolk Posts: 75	Indeed! I challenge anyone who thinks foul of the Beatle's output after they split to listen to that song and not be converted...

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oli I Call Shenanigans™ Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Manchester, England. Posts: 9,738	http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4210407.stm 10 million quid.

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Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,354	cocaines good for abcesses.

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oli I Call Shenanigans™ Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Manchester, England. Posts: 9,738	probably cheaper aswell ...

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emil dt immigrant Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Bucharest - Romania Posts: 6,999	Clients that do not understand that a 100x100pixel image is too small to have as background on a printed brochure...

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Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,354	fuck off cunts who complain about clients. Your fucking designers or supposed to be - do you actually want to do any work or do you get sue from accounts to design your, without doubt shitty flash intro.

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fluff Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: london Posts: 41	calm down dear

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