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Monkey Tennis
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Scotland
Posts: 4,782
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Let's eat out, Grandma. I WILL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A PENCIL. MIGHT BE A 2B, MIGHT BE AN HB. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: SW London
Posts: 134
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Reminds me of this, you must have heard it: An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.” |
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