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Pugsley · 21-08-2008, 11:20

Why do some fart smells travel faster than others? This isn't a joke, i would like to know the answer. You may begin...

Limbo · 21-08-2008, 11:22

Concentration of farticules + heat of toot.

Go do some work you slacker.

dawiyo · 21-08-2008, 11:23

Different expulsion rates dependent on the force of said gas.

Coops · 21-08-2008, 11:24

This is the reason Pugsley can't get his work done on time.

Pugsley · 21-08-2008, 11:27

I can,

I was waiting for something to print for me to check over and I farted and the smell rose pretty quickly yet other times I fart and it takes a wee while to reach my nostrils.

Paul · 21-08-2008, 11:30

seriously, take a week off from this place and you will find that you have plenty-o-time

Pugsley · 21-08-2008, 11:33

Hello

My name is Joel and I'm addicted to talking shite on an internet forum.

Help me...

Larixk · 21-08-2008, 11:34

so, you changed your user name so you can talk about your farts without clients reading along?

Pete Nice · 21-08-2008, 11:34

Your name is designneverdies

Pugsley · 21-08-2008, 11:49

sorry pete, i know you can't handle change. I can't help it if i like it here can I.

steveb · 21-08-2008, 12:02

I've noticed that the ones which go PRÄÅAÄÅPppp! and make everyone turn their heads (in appreciation, I suppose) never smell bad but the sly ones which whisper Fffnnnb are deathly.

Limbo · 21-08-2008, 12:06

Quote:

Fffnnnb

Beer and refried beans do that the next day.

Accurate · 21-08-2008, 12:11

Facts on Farts

TeZ · 21-08-2008, 12:27

You do talk some utter shit DesignNeverDies

Stickman · 21-08-2008, 12:31

Next name change: joelneverworks

Rik · 21-08-2008, 12:32

funkyprem · 21-08-2008, 12:34

it's all to do with brownian theory

Anxious · 21-08-2008, 13:33

I suggest you ban him from here for a week, see if he can go cold turkey and get some work done!

WickedGoddess · 21-08-2008, 19:36

maybe because air won't go upward that easily for you to be able to smell it.. lol

Pugsley · 22-08-2008, 05:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeZ

You do talk some utter shit DesignNeverDies

somebody has to.

21-08-2008, 11:20	#1 (permalink)
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21-08-2008, 11:22	#2 (permalink)
Limbo This week, mostly. Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 8,156	Concentration of farticules + heat of toot. Go do some work you slacker. __________________ Fight Me!

21-08-2008, 11:27	#5 (permalink)
Pugsley Life in Process Join Date: May 2007 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland Status: Cheap Student Posts: 4,474	I can, I was waiting for something to print for me to check over and I farted and the smell rose pretty quickly yet other times I fart and it takes a wee while to reach my nostrils. __________________ If your colours are starting to run, let them all run, run away from you. Flux - Bloc Party I'LL BE THERE Anybody want to hire a junior designer?

21-08-2008, 11:33	#7 (permalink)
Pugsley Life in Process Join Date: May 2007 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland Status: Cheap Student Posts: 4,474	Hello My name is Joel and I'm addicted to talking shite on an internet forum. Help me... __________________ If your colours are starting to run, let them all run, run away from you. Flux - Bloc Party I'LL BE THERE Anybody want to hire a junior designer?

21-08-2008, 11:34	#8 (permalink)
Larixk Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Utrecht, Netherlands Posts: 1,164	so, you changed your user name so you can talk about your farts without clients reading along? __________________

21-08-2008, 11:23	#3 (permalink)
dawiyo stuck in the '90s Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Baltimore, MD, USA Posts: 123	Different expulsion rates dependent on the force of said gas.

21-08-2008, 11:24	#4 (permalink)
Coops Pops. Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,627	This is the reason Pugsley can't get his work done on time.

21-08-2008, 11:30	#6 (permalink)
Paul shifting... Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: location, location Posts: 1,967	seriously, take a week off from this place and you will find that you have plenty-o-time

21-08-2008, 11:34	#9 (permalink)
Pete Nice jheri curls™ Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,410	Your name is designneverdies

21-08-2008, 11:49	#10 (permalink)
Pugsley Life in Process Join Date: May 2007 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland Status: Cheap Student Posts: 4,474	sorry pete, i know you can't handle change. I can't help it if i like it here can I. __________________ If your colours are starting to run, let them all run, run away from you. Flux - Bloc Party I'LL BE THERE Anybody want to hire a junior designer?

21-08-2008, 12:02	#11 (permalink)
steveb Keming fiend Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Järvenpää, Finland Posts: 7,476	I've noticed that the ones which go PRÄÅAÄÅPppp! and make everyone turn their heads (in appreciation, I suppose) never smell bad but the sly ones which whisper Fffnnnb are deathly. __________________ My free fonts www.utfi.net

21-08-2008, 12:11	#13 (permalink)
Accurate Accurate Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: UK Posts: 1,690	Facts on Farts __________________ decent web hosting - www.balue.com .

21-08-2008, 12:27	#14 (permalink)
TeZ Dot gain Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oxford Posts: 2,955	You do talk some utter shit DesignNeverDies

21-08-2008, 12:31	#15 (permalink)
Stickman Dr. Lucien Sanchez Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: UK Posts: 5,618	Next name change: joelneverworks

21-08-2008, 12:32	#16 (permalink)
Rik Join Date: May 2007 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,920	haha

21-08-2008, 12:34	#17 (permalink)
funkyprem For all your goober needs Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Coventry, UK Posts: 1,700	it's all to do with brownian theory __________________ Time is really the only capital that any human being has, and the one thing that he can’t afford to lose. - Thomas Edison prem ghinde

21-08-2008, 13:33	#18 (permalink)
Anxious the bee has grey hair Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Glasgow Posts: 3,583	I suggest you ban him from here for a week, see if he can go cold turkey and get some work done!

21-08-2008, 19:36	#19 (permalink)
WickedGoddess right BEHIND you! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Phil. Posts: 563	maybe because air won't go upward that easily for you to be able to smell it.. lol

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