Old 21-08-2008, 11:20   #1 (permalink)
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Why?

Why do some fart smells travel faster than others? This isn't a joke, i would like to know the answer. You may begin...
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:22   #2 (permalink)
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Concentration of farticules + heat of toot.

Go do some work you slacker.
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:23   #3 (permalink)
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Different expulsion rates dependent on the force of said gas.
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:24   #4 (permalink)
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This is the reason Pugsley can't get his work done on time.
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:27   #5 (permalink)
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I can,

I was waiting for something to print for me to check over and I farted and the smell rose pretty quickly yet other times I fart and it takes a wee while to reach my nostrils.
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:30   #6 (permalink)
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seriously, take a week off from this place and you will find that you have plenty-o-time
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:33   #7 (permalink)
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Hello

My name is Joel and I'm addicted to talking shite on an internet forum.

Help me...
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:34   #8 (permalink)
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so, you changed your user name so you can talk about your farts without clients reading along?
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:49   #10 (permalink)
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sorry pete, i know you can't handle change. I can't help it if i like it here can I.
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Old 21-08-2008, 12:02   #11 (permalink)
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I've noticed that the ones which go PRÄÅAÄÅPppp! and make everyone turn their heads (in appreciation, I suppose) never smell bad but the sly ones which whisper Fffnnnb are deathly.
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Old 21-08-2008, 12:06   #12 (permalink)
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Beer and refried beans do that the next day.
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You do talk some utter shit DesignNeverDies
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I suggest you ban him from here for a week, see if he can go cold turkey and get some work done!
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Old 21-08-2008, 19:36   #19 (permalink)
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maybe because air won't go upward that easily for you to be able to smell it.. lol
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Old 22-08-2008, 05:32   #20 (permalink)
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You do talk some utter shit DesignNeverDies


somebody has to.
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