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datahound · 01-07-2008, 07:56

God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to go to heaven when he dies. The man says he'll try.

God visits the man a week later to see how he's getting on. "Not bad," says the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer I had to stick it up her arse."

"They don't like that in heaven," replies God.

The man says, "They're not too fcukin happy about it in ASDA either!"

Tom_E · 01-07-2008, 07:57

JonoMarshall · 01-07-2008, 08:03

badaboom · 01-07-2008, 13:18

haahaha

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datahound Spare Parts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bracknell Forest Posts: 5,145	heaven God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to go to heaven when he dies. The man says he'll try. God visits the man a week later to see how he's getting on. "Not bad," says the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer I had to stick it up her arse." "They don't like that in heaven," replies God. The man says, "They're not too fcukin happy about it in ASDA either!" __________________ poochmedia \| Computer Spare Parts \| Computer & Telephone Disposals

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Tom_E Grumpy™ Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kent, England Posts: 1,999	:d

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JonoMarshall Day-Glo Jazz Monkey Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Shoreditch, London Posts: 1,129	Heh. __________________ Jon Marshall - Graphic Design

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