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datahound · 27-03-2008, 08:46

CLIVE:
Er, I'll tell you the worst job I ever had.

DEREK:
What was that?

CLIVE:
The worst job I ever had was with Jayne Mansfield. You know, she was a fantastic bird, you know .....

DEREK:
Yeah, yeah.

CLIVE:
..... big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum.

DEREK:
Really? Bloody hell, that must have been a task.

CLIVE:
Well, it was quite a task 'cause she had a big bum .....

DEREK:
Well, I remember.

CLIVE:
..... and they were big lobsters.

DEREK:
I remember she had a huge bum.

JonoMarshall · 27-03-2008, 08:47

Pfff, have you been to their offices and met the fookers?

The partners are like royalty who work on various projects by designating work to a team of lackeys, you wouldn't be able to make partner by working for Pentagram itself as you simply wouldn't have the responsibility and decision making ability that they require... this in my mind means that they're taking more from the industry than they're giving back?!

Sure they know their shit, but the self-riotousness would drive me potty! (Note that many partners leave after a few years as they "don't like the environment"... wtf?)

BlueSteel · 27-03-2008, 09:06

any design job would do me at the moment haha.

mstyle · 27-03-2008, 09:16

I am my own dreamjob right now. Doing webdesign/development, application design. Lovin' it.

niggle · 27-03-2008, 09:20

Quote:

You'd become de-sensitized to it - unable to appreciate the female form, arousal would become more difficult, your relationship would suffer leaving you a broken shell of a man

I take it you've never done any porn sites then?

You should try it. You couldn't be more wrong about being desensitised!

d*d · 27-03-2008, 09:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by niggle

I take it you've never done any porn sites then?

I take it porn sites are also part of your vast CV?

Do Gooder · 27-03-2008, 09:24

i can remember 'big ones' and 'posh wives' running through the press i worked on.

they put me off it a bit.

nasty.

safe as milk · 27-03-2008, 15:48

i've done 2 of my dream jobs

worked for an independent record label for 7 years

restored and ran a snowboard chalet in the french alps

other dream jobs would be pro snowboarder, being in a successful band

actually ed leigh who is now on ski sunday has a pretty dream job

Dusteh · 27-03-2008, 15:54

My dream job is working for niggle.

pob · 27-03-2008, 16:05

as a 10 year old would put it...i wanna be a footballer!

Bdonovan · 27-03-2008, 16:17

Running a highly successful multimedia company.

Anxious · 27-03-2008, 16:30

I'd love to be a writer. Don't has good enough grammar but.

datahound · 27-03-2008, 17:10

Me too, me too!

kwills · 27-03-2008, 17:28

I would love to work for NASA..... some mad shit must go on there.

H3LLRA1Z3R · 27-03-2008, 17:43

I would give up at least one of my nuts to do this as a dream job:

sushil · 28-03-2008, 02:01

I wanna to do work for ISRO coz that is my dream.

haku · 28-03-2008, 02:50

I have a few:

- Ron Jeremy
- astronaut
- rock star

appleeatsorange · 28-03-2008, 05:38

Working for

Build
Designers Republic
Maniackers Design
Universal Everything
Warp Records

Working With

Chris Cunningham
Richard James
Yugo Nakamura
Brian Taylor

nini · 28-03-2008, 06:05

Quote:

Working With

Chris Cunningham
Richard James
Yugo Nakamura
Brian Taylor

Brian Taylor?

appleeatsorange · 28-03-2008, 06:17

Brian Taylor - Candykiller

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JonoMarshall Day-Glo Jazz Monkey Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Shoreditch, London Posts: 811	Pfff, have you been to their offices and met the fookers? The partners are like royalty who work on various projects by designating work to a team of lackeys, you wouldn't be able to make partner by working for Pentagram itself as you simply wouldn't have the responsibility and decision making ability that they require... this in my mind means that they're taking more from the industry than they're giving back?! Sure they know their shit, but the self-riotousness would drive me potty! (Note that many partners leave after a few years as they "don't like the environment"... wtf?) __________________ Jon Marshall - Graphic Design

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safe as milk Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 86	i've done 2 of my dream jobs worked for an independent record label for 7 years restored and ran a snowboard chalet in the french alps other dream jobs would be pro snowboarder, being in a successful band actually ed leigh who is now on ski sunday has a pretty dream job

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datahound Spare Parts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bracknell Forest Posts: 4,287	Me too, me too! __________________ poochmedia \| Computer Spare Parts \| Computer & Telephone Disposals

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kwills CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Warrington, UK Posts: 376	I would love to work for NASA..... some mad shit must go on there.

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H3LLRA1Z3R whiney little bitch... Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Zealand Posts: 315	I would give up at least one of my nuts to do this as a dream job:

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haku shiro Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Yokohama, Japan Posts: 1,306	I have a few: - Ron Jeremy - astronaut - rock star

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