Old 27-03-2008, 08:46   #21 (permalink)
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Er, I'll tell you the worst job I ever had.

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What was that?

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The worst job I ever had was with Jayne Mansfield. You know, she was a fantastic bird, you know .....

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Yeah, yeah.

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..... big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum.

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Really? Bloody hell, that must have been a task.

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Well, it was quite a task 'cause she had a big bum .....

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Well, I remember.

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..... and they were big lobsters.

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I remember she had a huge bum.
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Old 27-03-2008, 08:47   #22 (permalink)
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Pfff, have you been to their offices and met the fookers?

The partners are like royalty who work on various projects by designating work to a team of lackeys, you wouldn't be able to make partner by working for Pentagram itself as you simply wouldn't have the responsibility and decision making ability that they require... this in my mind means that they're taking more from the industry than they're giving back?!

Sure they know their shit, but the self-riotousness would drive me potty! (Note that many partners leave after a few years as they "don't like the environment"... wtf?)
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Old 27-03-2008, 09:06   #23 (permalink)
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Old 27-03-2008, 09:16   #24 (permalink)
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I am my own dreamjob right now. Doing webdesign/development, application design. Lovin' it.
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Old 27-03-2008, 09:20   #25 (permalink)
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You'd become de-sensitized to it - unable to appreciate the female form, arousal would become more difficult, your relationship would suffer leaving you a broken shell of a man

I take it you've never done any porn sites then?

You should try it. You couldn't be more wrong about being desensitised!
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Old 27-03-2008, 09:22   #26 (permalink)
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I take it you've never done any porn sites then?

I take it porn sites are also part of your vast CV?
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Old 27-03-2008, 09:24   #27 (permalink)
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i can remember 'big ones' and 'posh wives' running through the press i worked on.

they put me off it a bit.

nasty.
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Old 27-03-2008, 15:48   #28 (permalink)
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i've done 2 of my dream jobs

worked for an independent record label for 7 years

restored and ran a snowboard chalet in the french alps

other dream jobs would be pro snowboarder, being in a successful band

actually ed leigh who is now on ski sunday has a pretty dream job
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Old 27-03-2008, 15:54   #29 (permalink)
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My dream job is working for niggle.
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Old 27-03-2008, 16:05   #30 (permalink)
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as a 10 year old would put it...i wanna be a footballer!
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Old 27-03-2008, 16:17   #31 (permalink)
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Old 27-03-2008, 16:30   #32 (permalink)
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Old 27-03-2008, 17:10   #33 (permalink)
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Old 27-03-2008, 17:28   #34 (permalink)
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I would love to work for NASA..... some mad shit must go on there.
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Old 27-03-2008, 17:43   #35 (permalink)
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I would give up at least one of my nuts to do this as a dream job:

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Old 28-03-2008, 02:01   #36 (permalink)
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I wanna to do work for ISRO coz that is my dream.
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Old 28-03-2008, 02:50   #37 (permalink)
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Old 28-03-2008, 05:38   #38 (permalink)
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Old 28-03-2008, 06:05   #39 (permalink)
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Brian Taylor?
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Old 28-03-2008, 06:17   #40 (permalink)
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