[oli]

Clubs are such insufferable dungeons of misery, the inmates have to take mood-altering substances to make their ordeal seem halfway tolerable. This leads them to believe they "enjoy" clubbing. They don't. No one does. They just enjoy drugs.

Drugs render location meaningless. Neck enough ketamine and you could have the best night of your life squatting in a shed rolling corks across the floor. And no one's going to search you on the way in. Why bother with clubs?

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[sleepingfish]

That was my Monday morning chortle that was. So true.

[Maerk]

Haha excellent stuff, I love some of the comments, especially the "not intellectual" justifying bit for taking endless photographs of yourself.

Nice read, always preferred being someplace I can at least hear people talking bollocks.

[stuntman]

brilliant.

ended a bit harsh though...........

Mind you, since in about 20 years' time these same people will be standing waist-deep in skeletons, in an arid post-nuclear wasteland, clubbing each other to death in a fight for the last remaining glass of water, perhaps they're wise to enjoy these carefree moments while they last. Even if they're only pretending.

[d*d]

"People like you are going to spin civilisation into reverse. You're a moron, and so is that haircut you're trying to impress. Any offspring you eventually blast out should be drowned in a pan before they can do any harm. Or open any more nightclubs."

like that bit best

[centro]

Brooker is a cock though.