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sub · 15-06-2007, 06:29

Here's how it works-

The game begins with a sentence
The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g. Unfortunately, Jimbo was hit by a refrigerator)
The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g. Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows), and the process is repeated.

I'll start:

It had been a hard day in the office for Jimbo...

Limbo · 15-06-2007, 06:31

It had been a hard day in the office for Jimbo, unfortunately he was a wanker

sleepingfish · 15-06-2007, 06:37

Fortunately his penis was made entirely of marshmallows.

Andy · 15-06-2007, 06:39

unfortunately he was allergic to marshmallows

datahound · 15-06-2007, 06:46

fortunately his boyfriend was not

pat · 15-06-2007, 06:46

unfortunately they had a job getting the johnny on in such a fluffy situation

sleepingfish · 15-06-2007, 07:08

Fortunately Johnny reconsidered his situation, decided he didn't fancy being involved in such things and went off to have a cup of tea.

SMILEdotCROSS · 15-06-2007, 07:11

unfortunately someone had replaced the tea with jif.

pagey · 15-06-2007, 07:40

Fortunately, Johnny was one of only 3 people in the universe who gain super powers when cleaning products are consumed orally.

lukasarts · 15-06-2007, 07:45

Unfortunately said superpowers were the ability to levitate precisely one inch from the ground on Prince Edwards birthday.

sleepingfish · 15-06-2007, 07:51

Fortunately it was Prince Edward's birthday so Johnny could get to the biscuit tin on the top shelf that was precisely one inch out of his reach.

nini · 15-06-2007, 08:03

Unfortunately...

..in the biscuit tin lay half a pound of liquorice allsorts,a bag of nails and small albino pygmy which he consumed with vigour, this made him terribly ill and he farted his own intestines.

sleepingfish · 15-06-2007, 08:08

Fortunately the albino pygmy survived.

Andy · 15-06-2007, 08:10

unfortunately he was suicidal because of recent events in his love life

SMILEdotCROSS · 15-06-2007, 08:12

Fortunately he had a hooky copy of tiswas.

sleepingfish · 15-06-2007, 09:19

Unfortunatley Chris Tarrant was his former lover and so poor pygmy became yet more suicidal.

Limbo · 15-06-2007, 09:43

fortunately they got Chris to phone his mates for a pygmy-reach-around.

sub · 15-06-2007, 09:52

unfortunately it was too late. The pygmy decided to take his life by an overdose of laxatives.

sleepingfish · 15-06-2007, 09:54

Fortunately it is actually impossible to shit yourself to death, and young pygmy had forgotten in his suicidal state that he was in fact very constipated and enjoyed an enormous sense of relief.

SMILEdotCROSS · 15-06-2007, 10:00

unfortunately after the sucidal epic, he realised that they weren't laxatives but white mnm's which led him deeper into a new sucidal state of which he goes on a diet of only 'backed' beans that have dents in the can.

15-06-2007, 06:29	#1 (permalink)
sub Shitcasket™ Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Brighton Posts: 3,972	Friday Game: Fortunately ... Unfortunately Here's how it works- The game begins with a sentence The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g. Unfortunately, Jimbo was hit by a refrigerator) The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g. Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows), and the process is repeated. I'll start: It had been a hard day in the office for Jimbo... __________________ Freelance Brighton \| Design Agency Brighton \| Twitter \| Linkedin \| Plurk Follow DT updates on Twitter: http://twitter.com/designerstalk

15-06-2007, 06:39	#4 (permalink)
Andy liquid cosh Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: leeds/brighton Posts: 2,795	unfortunately he was allergic to marshmallows __________________ portfolio or flickr or dt on flickr

15-06-2007, 06:46	#5 (permalink)
datahound Spare Parts Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bracknell Forest Posts: 4,731	fortunately his boyfriend was not __________________ poochmedia \| Computer Spare Parts \| Computer & Telephone Disposals

15-06-2007, 06:46	#6 (permalink)
pat jorge regula Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: B'ham/Leeds Posts: 4,820	unfortunately they had a job getting the johnny on in such a fluffy situation __________________

15-06-2007, 07:11	#8 (permalink)
SMILEdotCROSS //\|\|//\|\|//\|\|//\|\|//\|\|//\|\|/ Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Currently UK Posts: 326	unfortunately someone had replaced the tea with jif. __________________ Americans don't understand sarcasm.

15-06-2007, 06:31	#2 (permalink)
Limbo Baskin' Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,309	It had been a hard day in the office for Jimbo, unfortunately he was a wanker

15-06-2007, 06:37	#3 (permalink)
sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,512	Fortunately his penis was made entirely of marshmallows.

15-06-2007, 07:08	#7 (permalink)
sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,512	Fortunately Johnny reconsidered his situation, decided he didn't fancy being involved in such things and went off to have a cup of tea.

15-06-2007, 07:40	#9 (permalink)
pagey Resident Cheese Expert Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Wales Posts: 515	Fortunately, Johnny was one of only 3 people in the universe who gain super powers when cleaning products are consumed orally.

15-06-2007, 07:45	#10 (permalink)
lukasarts Shiv. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Elsewhere Posts: 1,110	Unfortunately said superpowers were the ability to levitate precisely one inch from the ground on Prince Edwards birthday. __________________ Facebook \| Flickr \| lastfm

15-06-2007, 07:51	#11 (permalink)
sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,512	Fortunately it was Prince Edward's birthday so Johnny could get to the biscuit tin on the top shelf that was precisely one inch out of his reach.

15-06-2007, 08:03	#12 (permalink)
nini incomputable Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: London Posts: 645	Unfortunately... ..in the biscuit tin lay half a pound of liquorice allsorts,a bag of nails and small albino pygmy which he consumed with vigour, this made him terribly ill and he farted his own intestines.

15-06-2007, 08:08	#13 (permalink)
sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,512	Fortunately the albino pygmy survived.

15-06-2007, 08:10	#14 (permalink)
Andy liquid cosh Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: leeds/brighton Posts: 2,795	unfortunately he was suicidal because of recent events in his love life __________________ portfolio or flickr or dt on flickr

15-06-2007, 08:12	#15 (permalink)
SMILEdotCROSS //\|\|//\|\|//\|\|//\|\|//\|\|//\|\|/ Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Currently UK Posts: 326	Fortunately he had a hooky copy of tiswas. __________________ Americans don't understand sarcasm.

15-06-2007, 09:19	#16 (permalink)
sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,512	Unfortunatley Chris Tarrant was his former lover and so poor pygmy became yet more suicidal.

15-06-2007, 09:43	#17 (permalink)
Limbo Baskin' Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,309	fortunately they got Chris to phone his mates for a pygmy-reach-around.

15-06-2007, 09:52	#18 (permalink)
sub Shitcasket™ Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Brighton Posts: 3,972	unfortunately it was too late. The pygmy decided to take his life by an overdose of laxatives. __________________ Freelance Brighton \| Design Agency Brighton \| Twitter \| Linkedin \| Plurk Follow DT updates on Twitter: http://twitter.com/designerstalk

15-06-2007, 09:54	#19 (permalink)
sleepingfish css is for divs Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Norwich Posts: 4,512	Fortunately it is actually impossible to shit yourself to death, and young pygmy had forgotten in his suicidal state that he was in fact very constipated and enjoyed an enormous sense of relief.

15-06-2007, 10:00	#20 (permalink)
SMILEdotCROSS //\|\|//\|\|//\|\|//\|\|//\|\|//\|\|/ Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Currently UK Posts: 326	unfortunately after the sucidal epic, he realised that they weren't laxatives but white mnm's which led him deeper into a new sucidal state of which he goes on a diet of only 'backed' beans that have dents in the can. __________________ Americans don't understand sarcasm.

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