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pat · 27-03-2007, 06:34

i just dived on my floor and lay there for 5 minutes while 2 charity cunts with clipboards and collection boxes rang the bell over and over again. It's not on.

John Good · 27-03-2007, 07:05

bad karma you deserve

lukasarts · 27-03-2007, 07:19

Go to hell you should.

emil · 27-03-2007, 07:23

So what would they have done if you just didn't open. Come in after you? Fuck them. Why duck? Be a man, throw something at them next time.

weldo · 27-03-2007, 07:47

i need to get one of them grumpy old men signs that say :

no hawkers.
no canvassers.

but i'd also need to add :

no junkmail.
no more bleeding pizza menu's
no do-gooder charitable twats
jehova's witnesses - fuck right off
i'm happy with my gas and leccy deal,thanks
i can't afford double glazing anyway - you're wasting your time
if i wanted to subscribe to something, i'd do it myself
are you really old enough to try and sell me anything ? you look about 12
i am the home owner but i sometimes pretend i'm not just to get rid of you

eddie the window cleaner and various drug dealers welcome.

Chunk · 27-03-2007, 07:57

ha ha ha, you should have pointed your nob at them through the letterbox.

Limbo · 27-03-2007, 08:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by weldo

i need to get one of them grumpy old men signs that say :

no hawkers.
no canvassers.

but i'd also need to add :

no junkmail.
no more bleeding pizza menu's
no do-gooder charitable twats
jehova's witnesses - fuck right off
i'm happy with my gas and leccy deal,thanks
i can't afford double glazing anyway - you're wasting your time
if i wanted to subscribe to something, i'd do it myself
are you really old enough to try and sell me anything ? you look about 12
i am the home owner but i sometimes pretend i'm not just to get rid of you

Haha. Niceone. That's going on my door next to the sign that reads: no prostitutes live here

steveb · 27-03-2007, 08:50

Last time I opened the door to an unexpected ring, I thought I was in for a gay gang bang, but it was just two mormons after all.
Got quite excited for a moment.

Chunk · 27-03-2007, 09:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by steveb

Last time I opened the door to an unexpected ring, I thought I was in for a gay gang bang, but it was just two mormons after all.
Got quite excited for a moment.

you filthy meat spinner, lol

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Chunk Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: East London Posts: 62	ha ha ha, you should have pointed your nob at them through the letterbox.

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