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smallbeer · 22-12-2003, 04:02

anyone watch it last night? Some classic David Brentisms.

Manager talking to sales team...
"You've got all the tools in the draw, you're just using the spoon instead of the bow and arrow"!?!?

tomson · 22-12-2003, 04:57

it was superb

Mr Fred · 22-12-2003, 04:59

their were the biggest pait of twats i have ever seen.

so happy when his staff fleeced him for 1k of beer money.

ho ha hee

see how happy she was at the end when she had th chance to sack someone just before christmas - proper bo bitch

smallbeer · 22-12-2003, 05:01

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Originally Posted by japanmik

see how happy she was at the end when she had th chance to sack someone just before christmas - proper bo bitch

I don't think she'd ever forgiven him for eating an apple at his desk!

Mr Fred · 22-12-2003, 05:03

haha have to agree with tomson it was great tv. he was such a cocklord.

i am trying to find them on the internet so that i can email them.

smallbeer · 22-12-2003, 05:05

http://www.u-fit.co.uk/

Mr Fred · 22-12-2003, 05:15

http://www.u-fit.co.uk/information/meettheteam.asp

hahaha - cocklord city

oli · 22-12-2003, 05:18

Ann Armstrong : the weakest link, goodbye.

Mr Fred · 22-12-2003, 05:20

she was hilarous - thought she was 21 but really 50 year old munter

smallbeer · 22-12-2003, 05:21

Remember kids...Believe and you can Achieve.

Mr Fred · 22-12-2003, 05:21

and they were minted.

they told their staff that " they were one end of the specrtrum whilst their employers were the other end - poles apart" lol

sigh..

greenfruit · 22-12-2003, 07:29

it was fucking hallarious. and the £500 comedian

"Ive got a Jewish friend....."

greenfruit · 22-12-2003, 07:31

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Newsflash
U-Fit.co.uk has recently been filmed by the BBC for a one-off Christmas-Special TV programme, showing what its like working for a dynamic and fast growing company! The programme will be shown on BBC2 at 10:20pm on Sunday 21st December 2003. We'd love you to join us, so don't forgot to tune in!
To view the Radio Times summary of the program, click here.

from their site

"dynamic and fast growing company" hehe

Mr Fred · 22-12-2003, 07:58

forgot about the comedian - haha he was rubbish

mark · 22-12-2003, 07:58

fcuk missed it!

Started early with the crimbo merry-making and was just too pissed to stay awake. Last thing I remember was watching those ex-sas bods and thinking that I would favour the 'arrow' formation when doing close protection.

Next thing I remember was waking up on the sofa with a note from my missus taped to a lager can.

All was forgiven this morning though.

Mr Fred · 22-12-2003, 08:04

i emailed them but as yet no reply..............

Mr Fred · 22-12-2003, 08:17

We are closed for a Christmas holiday until 5th January 2004. Emails will not
be read during that time, but we will get back to you in the New Year.

damn them

greenfruit · 22-12-2003, 09:00

long time off for christmas

Mr Fred · 22-12-2003, 09:04

REAlly

i finish tomorrow and back on jan 7th

Brown · 22-12-2003, 09:04

if you want to check up on them: FREEPHONE 24 Hours 0800 389 0595

22-12-2003, 04:02	#1 (permalink)
smallbeer I Ain't Losing Any Sleep™ Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,200	Office Parties anyone watch it last night? Some classic David Brentisms. Manager talking to sales team... "You've got all the tools in the draw, you're just using the spoon instead of the bow and arrow"!?!? __________________ That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

22-12-2003, 05:05	#6 (permalink)
smallbeer I Ain't Losing Any Sleep™ Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,200	http://www.u-fit.co.uk/ __________________ That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

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oli I Call Shenanigans™ Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Manchester, England. Posts: 9,736	Ann Armstrong : the weakest link, goodbye. __________________ Linked In :: Last.fm :: Twitter ..................

22-12-2003, 05:21	#10 (permalink)
smallbeer I Ain't Losing Any Sleep™ Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,200	Remember kids...Believe and you can Achieve. __________________ That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

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greenfruit sflwa.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southsea Posts: 511	it was fucking hallarious. and the £500 comedian "Ive got a Jewish friend....." __________________ [OAP] somefool

22-12-2003, 04:57	#2 (permalink)
tomson Christ on a bike Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,311	it was superb

22-12-2003, 04:59	#3 (permalink)
Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,354	their were the biggest pait of twats i have ever seen. so happy when his staff fleeced him for 1k of beer money. ho ha hee see how happy she was at the end when she had th chance to sack someone just before christmas - proper bo bitch

22-12-2003, 05:03	#5 (permalink)
Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,354	haha have to agree with tomson it was great tv. he was such a cocklord. i am trying to find them on the internet so that i can email them.

22-12-2003, 05:15	#7 (permalink)
Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,354	http://www.u-fit.co.uk/information/meettheteam.asp hahaha - cocklord city

22-12-2003, 05:20	#9 (permalink)
Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,354	she was hilarous - thought she was 21 but really 50 year old munter

22-12-2003, 05:21	#11 (permalink)
Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,354	and they were minted. they told their staff that " they were one end of the specrtrum whilst their employers were the other end - poles apart" lol sigh..

22-12-2003, 07:58	#14 (permalink)
Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,354	forgot about the comedian - haha he was rubbish

22-12-2003, 07:58	#15 (permalink)
mark Hey Alan, nice rope! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cuntoff Posts: 763	fcuk missed it! Started early with the crimbo merry-making and was just too pissed to stay awake. Last thing I remember was watching those ex-sas bods and thinking that I would favour the 'arrow' formation when doing close protection. Next thing I remember was waking up on the sofa with a note from my missus taped to a lager can. All was forgiven this morning though. __________________ Don't get sand on your ice cream...

22-12-2003, 08:04	#16 (permalink)
Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,354	i emailed them but as yet no reply..............

22-12-2003, 08:17	#17 (permalink)
Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,354	We are closed for a Christmas holiday until 5th January 2004. Emails will not be read during that time, but we will get back to you in the New Year. damn them

22-12-2003, 09:00	#18 (permalink)
greenfruit sflwa.com Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southsea Posts: 511	long time off for christmas __________________ [OAP] somefool

22-12-2003, 09:04	#19 (permalink)
Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,354	REAlly i finish tomorrow and back on jan 7th

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Brown volkswagen yellow & gold Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: london, england. Posts: 6,147	if you want to check up on them: FREEPHONE 24 Hours 0800 389 0595

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