[willywonka]

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a present.
So he stops at a toy shop to buy his daughter a Barbie.

Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.
The girl responds: "Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95
Volleyball Barbie: £19.95
Shopping Barbie: £19.95
Surfer Barbie: £19.95
Disco Barbie: £19.95
and
Divorced Barbie: £299.99
Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbies are £19.95?"




Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's car
Ken's house
Ken's boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewellery
Ken's money
Ken's computer,
and
Ken's best friend...

[roqs]

:-p