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26-05-2006, 05:51
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Location: Manchester
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Alright guys! Just joined up so its only fair i contribute to the banter!! >A teacher gave herclass of 11 year olds an assignment: Get their parents >to tell them a storywith >a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one byone >began to tell their stories. >Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. >One time we were taking >our eggs to market in a basket onthe frontseat of the car when we hit a >big bump in theroad and >all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess." >What's the moral of the story?" asked theteacher. >"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!", Ashley said "Very good,"the >teacher replied. >Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Ourfamily are farmers,too. >But we raise chickens forthe >meat market.One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only >got ten live chicks, and >the moralto this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're >hatched'."That was a fine story, >Sarah", said the teacher. >"Michael, do you have a storyto share?" "Yes. My daddy told me this >story about my Aunt Shirley. >Aunt Shirley was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and >herplane got hit. She had to bail >out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine >gun and a machete. >She drank the whiskey onthe way down so it wouldn't break and then she >landed right in the middle >of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until >she ran out of bullets. >Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the bladebroke. And >then she killed the last ten >with her bare hands." "Good Heavens", said the horrified teacher, "what >kind of moral did your daddy >tell you from that horrible story?" >"Stay the Fuck away from Aunt Shirley when she's been drinking." |
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