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sub · 19-05-2006, 09:57

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The ohter day one of my ctremousrs aksed me waht Redeye do. As a lnog sinandg cteosumer of orus I was azamed. I tuhoght he aelrady kenw waht we did. Wehn I wnet tohrugh waht we did wtih him, he was azamed. So I tuhoght I oghut to let eryovene konw waht we do. Jsut in csae trhee are tihgns we cuold do for you taht we are not at the monmet.

Atlhough Avobe lokos jbbiesrih the barin olny tkaes in the fisrt and lsat letetr of ecah wrod. Hope it all made sense.

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Got this in my inbox today, had to laugh at what could possibly be the worst marketing message ever. Why would anyone want to do this?
Got a product, why not completely confuse the message with a load of fuck up copy!

Can anyone top that?

pgo · 19-05-2006, 10:16

Can't top it. Azaming.

Mr Fred · 19-05-2006, 10:51

had a client. once.

in his copy it said he had bad eyes.

i win.

Stickman · 19-05-2006, 11:06

And he gave up his dreams of being a motocross champion to sell flowers.

You can't write this stuff.

oli · 19-05-2006, 11:20

redeye ? probably stoned

sub · 19-05-2006, 11:36

Gray?

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19-05-2006, 10:16	#2 (permalink)
pgo i'm done, son Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 12,262	Can't top it. Azaming.

19-05-2006, 10:51	#3 (permalink)
Mr Fred Magazines™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Glasgow.. Posts: 11,344	had a client. once. in his copy it said he had bad eyes. i win.

19-05-2006, 11:06	#4 (permalink)
Stickman Dr. Lucien Sanchez Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: UK Posts: 5,624	And he gave up his dreams of being a motocross champion to sell flowers. You can't write this stuff.

19-05-2006, 11:20	#5 (permalink)
oli I Call Shenanigans™ Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Manchester Posts: 9,663	redeye ? probably stoned

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