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pat · 21-10-2005, 14:00

Chavers are scum.

My mum went across the road to feed some neighbour' cats, came back realising that someone had broken in through the back door but only taken the back door key. Then we see 2 chavers stading on the house's drive, looking round, suspicious, obviously casing the joint. My bet was someone with the key would come through the back, let the other 2 in the front and do it over. So me mam rang the police, and then the 2 started walking off, and i followed them (at a distance) round the corner. Stupidly i shouted back to my mum in an act of dozy macho-macho man-ness, "Yeh, they're on their way now aren't they" nice and loud. So they started pacing back towards me and i just stood there thinking "Oh you knob, you're gunna get shit kicked out of you now" and the police screeched up, chased em and caught em. and promptly let them go when they couldn't find any evidence on me. So, here's to my window being unharmed, and here's to our car being "with wheels"

jase1000 · 21-10-2005, 14:06

Cunts.

Scott · 21-10-2005, 14:46

charvas are scum indeed...majority of them are skinny lil wimps who are all talk, the others like knives.

do some sort of street fighting stuff and you wont have a problem

im still waiting for a few of them to try and 'beat me up'

leotardster · 21-10-2005, 14:53

Thats not good mate. They need looking at with a Hammer. ChavCunts.

Go and have a beer.

briljant oranje · 21-10-2005, 14:53

me and some mates ended up in a scrap with a bunch of townies outside a club last year, and somehow i ended up chasing 2 of the cunts down this road, thinking everyone was following.

got about 1/2 mile down and the fuckers turned round, i looked to the side and nobody had kept up.

fuck.

i was still pretty pissed, so i just thought 'fuck it' and ran at the cunts, and just piled into the fuckers. caught one sweetly right on the mush, and the other one shit it and ran off.

moral of the story: you'll get a bigger hiding if you shit it and curl up in a ball than act like some nutter with a death-wish and just run at the wankers. They don't wanna get blood split on their Rockports do they ?.

jase1000 · 21-10-2005, 15:21

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Originally Posted by briljant oranje

moral of the story: you'll get a bigger hiding if you shit it and curl up in a ball than act like some nutter with a death-wish

Spot on. 'Cos at the end of the day they're fucking cowards. Ever get hassle off a lone chav?

pedge · 21-10-2005, 15:23

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Originally Posted by briljant oranje

... somehow i ended up chasing 2 of the cunts down this road, thinking everyone was following.

got about 1/2 mile down and the fuckers turned round, i looked to the side and nobody had kept up.

That reminds me of a scene from Only Fools & Horses where Rodney was chasing someone who nicked an old ladies bag...

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Originally Posted by briljant oranje

i was still pretty pissed, so i just thought 'fuck it' and ran at the cunts, and just piled into the fuckers. caught one sweetly right on the mush, and the other one shit it and ran off.

moral of the story: you'll get a bigger hiding if you shit it and curl up in a ball than act like some nutter with a death-wish and just run at the wankers. They don't wanna get blood split on their Rockports do they ?.

I agree completely - I did that once, figured turning and running would be a bad idea so thought bollocks to it; you only live once, charge the bastard and make him sorry. Odd thing was he was about a foot taller than me and when I hit him he went down like a ton of bricks.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. The smaller they are, the flatter they'll be. Doesn't rhyme but thats my motto for the day.

tomson · 21-10-2005, 16:33

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Originally Posted by leotardster

They need looking at with a Hammer. .

too right

oli · 21-10-2005, 16:58

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Originally Posted by leotardster

They need looking at with a Hammer.

haha I like that, Ill give you that one

Andy · 21-10-2005, 20:07

The other day I was walking down a road near mine, and two skinheads come out and chase me and my mates with bats.
We ran like shit and hid in a garden, they paced around waiting for us.
Police came.
We identified the house they came out of, what they were wearing, what they looked like AND one of their names.
But that wasn't enough evidence?

21-10-2005, 14:00	#1 (permalink)
pat jorge regula Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: B'ham/Leeds Posts: 4,864	Scum Chavers are scum. My mum went across the road to feed some neighbour' cats, came back realising that someone had broken in through the back door but only taken the back door key. Then we see 2 chavers stading on the house's drive, looking round, suspicious, obviously casing the joint. My bet was someone with the key would come through the back, let the other 2 in the front and do it over. So me mam rang the police, and then the 2 started walking off, and i followed them (at a distance) round the corner. Stupidly i shouted back to my mum in an act of dozy macho-macho man-ness, "Yeh, they're on their way now aren't they" nice and loud. So they started pacing back towards me and i just stood there thinking "Oh you knob, you're gunna get shit kicked out of you now" and the police screeched up, chased em and caught em. and promptly let them go when they couldn't find any evidence on me. So, here's to my window being unharmed, and here's to our car being "with wheels" __________________

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jase1000 turd 2.0 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Right on your tit end Posts: 1,168	Cunts. Last edited by jase1000 : 21-10-2005 at 14:28.

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Scott sanddancer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: South Shields Posts: 2,920	charvas are scum indeed...majority of them are skinny lil wimps who are all talk, the others like knives. do some sort of street fighting stuff and you wont have a problem im still waiting for a few of them to try and 'beat me up' __________________ flick me

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21-10-2005, 14:53	#4 (permalink)
leotardster fancy a pint? Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 995	Thats not good mate. They need looking at with a Hammer. ChavCunts. Go and have a beer.

21-10-2005, 14:53	#5 (permalink)
briljant oranje Keep it foolish yeah? Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Not Leeds Posts: 578	me and some mates ended up in a scrap with a bunch of townies outside a club last year, and somehow i ended up chasing 2 of the cunts down this road, thinking everyone was following. got about 1/2 mile down and the fuckers turned round, i looked to the side and nobody had kept up. fuck. i was still pretty pissed, so i just thought 'fuck it' and ran at the cunts, and just piled into the fuckers. caught one sweetly right on the mush, and the other one shit it and ran off. moral of the story: you'll get a bigger hiding if you shit it and curl up in a ball than act like some nutter with a death-wish and just run at the wankers. They don't wanna get blood split on their Rockports do they ?.

21-10-2005, 20:07	#10 (permalink)
Andy liquid cosh Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: leeds/brighton Posts: 2,806	The other day I was walking down a road near mine, and two skinheads come out and chase me and my mates with bats. We ran like shit and hid in a garden, they paced around waiting for us. Police came. We identified the house they came out of, what they were wearing, what they looked like AND one of their names. But that wasn't enough evidence?

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