Old 17-10-2005, 12:28   #21 (permalink)
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Old 17-10-2005, 13:33   #22 (permalink)
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I phoned 999 for the first time in my life and theatened a taxi driver...

should have just giving him the £3.50 to get home.
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Old 17-10-2005, 13:35   #23 (permalink)
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cooked the best roast chicken mankind has tasted.
with celeriac and turnip mash.

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Old 17-10-2005, 13:43   #24 (permalink)
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I think Oliver is a total cunt, but i must say if you like chicken then try the dish of his where you fill the cavity of the bird with lemon halves and smear lumps of butter between the skin and the flesh.

Fuckin' 'ansom!
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Old 17-10-2005, 13:43   #25 (permalink)
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Old 17-10-2005, 13:51   #26 (permalink)
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I think Oliver is a total cunt, but i must say if you like chicken then try the dish of his where you fill the cavity of the bird with lemon halves and smear lumps of butter between the skin and the flesh.

Fuckin' 'ansom!

as standard.
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Old 17-10-2005, 13:51   #27 (permalink)
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lost my temper with an unlicenced cab driver
when they pull p and wind the window down i always ask 'where you trying to get to?' throws them completely.
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Old 17-10-2005, 13:55   #28 (permalink)
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haha, that's one for next friday then.
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Old 17-10-2005, 14:05   #29 (permalink)
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after all day drinking (Celebrating another terrific performance from Everton) then played ten pin - the easyiest sport to play when you are wasted. Couldn't miss
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Old 17-10-2005, 15:02   #30 (permalink)
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Was trying to re-connect a fuel line that I cut in half - this will continue the next weekend as well.
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Old 17-10-2005, 15:24   #31 (permalink)
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Was trying to re-connect a fuel line that I cut in half - this will continue the next weekend as well.
What did you cut the fuel line on?
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Old 17-10-2005, 15:39   #32 (permalink)
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was working so nothing good.
did manage to get rat arsed friday (I think) , switch cooker and hob on, fall asleep and wake up about 4 in the morning feeling like I was in hell.
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Old 17-10-2005, 15:48   #33 (permalink)
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trolleyed on friday at a 60s soul and motown club, then did very little all weekend. Jogged on sunday, did work.
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Old 17-10-2005, 15:53   #34 (permalink)
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Is trolleying like an indoor dogging?
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Old 17-10-2005, 15:56   #35 (permalink)
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was working so nothing good.
did manage to get rat arsed friday (I think) , switch cooker and hob on, fall asleep and wake up about 4 in the morning feeling like I was in hell.

haha chip pan on?
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Old 17-10-2005, 16:17   #36 (permalink)
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Is trolleying like an indoor dogging?


haa, i wish.
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Old 17-10-2005, 16:26   #37 (permalink)
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haha chip pan on?

No, didnt even have any food in the house.
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Old 17-10-2005, 16:39   #38 (permalink)
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well pissed then,

try the central heating next time.
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Old 17-10-2005, 16:42   #39 (permalink)
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hah. yeah I did that once in a caravan. got pissed, turned on oven full blast & conked out.
Next morning the inside of that caravan felt like about a million degrees.
cosy.
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Old 17-10-2005, 17:29   #40 (permalink)
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I was in bed ill, dam cold
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