[rkeezy]

im trying to make a website and also i want to make a new myspace layout for my music page
I HAVE ALL MY DESIGNS already made and what not i just need someone to bring em to life via photoshop or any other program and as for the website i need hypertext i already have the idea for it and designs for it of course ill give full credit to the person who helps me out soo really its easy youre just basically bringing to life what i already have created and it would be a good chance for promotion of yourself im a established artist just seeking out a good designer and no im not willing to pay seeming how i made all my designs and what not really if i had the knowledge and photoshop or illistrator i would do it myself but since i dont and cant i need help from one of you nice people proof im good for promo i got the clothing line claw money 3000 dollars in orders after i promoted them on my myspace for only a week nd my last designer has gotten over 10k people asked and a 3rd bought his layouts (we are at odds right now on creative differences that is why i cant go to him) but if your interested pm me please and for my myspace link pm me so that i can show you i dont lie on the promo thing

[steveb]

god almighty someone tell this guy about punctuation anyway none of us would ever lie on the promo thing or would we i might be tempted just out of spite

[Maerk]

God that was hard to read.

So let me get this straight you're unwilling to pay because you would do it yourself if only you actually had the necessary skills to do it?

Seriously when did this become a real excuse? Do you have any idea what a joke that explanation is?

In future I won't bother buying furniture or paying medical bills because if I had the skills to make the furniture myself, or practice medicine I'd do it for myself for free. Never mind the fact I don't, I could potentially learn those skills, so I'll refuse to pay.

[seen.to]

Maerk said all that I was going to but neglected to add fuck off.

[akirablaid]

If you can't speak at least offer to pay.

[bazzle]

I gave up after the first three lines. phew

[josse]

3000 dollar, 10K... and he doesn't want to pay 150 pounds for a myspace layout....

Fuck off?

[Stmeister]

Sure I'll do it!!

I have 11tymillion dollars coming to me from a bank error in Nigeria. Once the money arrives (any day now) I am going to build a company and make free websites for people to sell all the useless crap floating around in their head.

I just feel lucky that your last designer that made 10K doesn't want to make any more money off of your brilliant ideas and that you are opening your mighty empire to fresh blood.

As soon as the cheque arrives I will be right over with my crayons to get started on your design!