Fuck On

sleepingfish
sleepingfish
css is for divsPosts: 4,411 in General Discussion
Friday
Breakfast Bap
Cuppa
No Hangover
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  • lyndon
    lyndon
    Venti Macchiato Posts: 1,026
    coke?
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    yeah - I have no hangover - its great.
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    Also ham and tomato in crusty cobs / baps/ rolls.
    Great Breakfast.
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    My breakfast is two cans of red bull
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    freak.
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    says he with his crusty cobbler
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    didnt have chance for a shower thats all.
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Haha, from breakfast to cock in no time at all, a normal day on DT.
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    Gay Friday
  • hawken
    hawken
    Senior Member Posts: 4,772
    last day of my gay job.

    yipee!
  • aaron
    aaron
    Senior Member Posts: 347
    oli wrote:
    My breakfast is two cans of red bull

    haha me too... seriously
    still fucking starving tho
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    expensive habit though
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    You're mistaken, Gay Friday is free to everyone.
  • Stickman
    Stickman
    Expert Posts: 5,502
    You'll pay for it on saturday morning.
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    ahhhh cheese and pickle cob.
  • smallbeer
    smallbeer
    I Ain't Losing Any Sleep™ Posts: 5,141
    you want to cut down on your carbs fatty.
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    fuck that.
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    The pub on a Friday lunchtime.
  • mark
    mark
    Hey Alan, nice rope! Posts: 734
    The pub on friday night
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Monday's over for another week.
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Its Friday! Again!

    Damn it I'm going to make this thread work.

    Its the weekend in a matter of hours!
  • Joewebber
    Joewebber
    Senior Member Posts: 759
    Cherry Coke
  • mike_m
    mike_m
    Work faster microphone .. Posts: 1,722
    meeting you weren't in the mood for cancelled by snow

    Yay!
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    Pub Quizs
    Match of the day
    Sunday Afternoon Pints
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Kronenberg in 9 Bar at 6 o'clock tonight, which is about one minute from my front door, or two minutes if I go via the even closer chicken shop.
  • cam
    cam
    vague™ Posts: 5,637
    oli wrote:
    Sunday Afternoon Pints

    good lad

    brel in glasgow .. good beers + jazz on sundays
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    champagne.
  • mark
    mark
    Hey Alan, nice rope! Posts: 734
    i_am_cam wrote:
    jazz on sundays

    jazz mags on Saturdays
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    Pepsi Blue (where has it gone?)
    Sneaking off for Sex @ a Party (quickly fuck on) ;)
    Stock splits
  • seen.to
    seen.to
    unusual suspect ™ DelawherePosts: 6,371
    Dell technical support.

    Found out why my lappy was behaving like an arthritic 486 after 15 pints and an eigth of red-seal despite a format and come again... CPU fan is fuckered making the CPU burn like Michael Jackson at a CocaCola commercial.

    Despite being 2.5 years old Dell are sending a technician round with a new mobo, cpu fan, system fan and since it got so hot, bottom of laptop plastic thingy. They are also sending me a new hard-drive just in case the old one got damaged by the heat.
  • seen.to
    seen.to
    unusual suspect ™ DelawherePosts: 6,371
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,380
    nice !!

    red seal ??

    haven't seen any 'squidgy black' for years - they must be shipping the shite draw straight over to the US.

    Hee Hee
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    4 Day Weekend.

    (Or 5 if you've booked a day off like me :beers: )
  • pat
    pat
    dilaudid Posts: 9,337
    3 weeks off for easter.

    Downer: body clock still gets you up at 6.45
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    My heart bleeds for you.
  • Stickman
    Stickman
    Expert Posts: 5,502
    4 Day Weekend.

    (Or 5 if you've booked a day off like me :beers: )
    Great minds... ;)
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    seems to be.
  • seen.to
    seen.to
    unusual suspect ™ DelawherePosts: 6,371
    weldo wrote:
    nice !!

    red seal ??

    haven't seen any 'squidgy black' for years - they must be shipping the shite draw straight over to the US.

    Hee Hee

    heheh Me either m8, last time I saw some was gold-seal and that must have been like 8 years ago.

    Haven't seen any kind of draw since coming over here :( Could really fucking do with some lately too.
  • lyndon
    lyndon
    Venti Macchiato Posts: 1,026
    Stop taunting me, just going cold turkey after being a heavy-toker for about 12 years.

    Its madness, all that has been around here lately has been shit and as soon as I quit I get about 5-6 calls offering me everything a stoner could want..... (Including Thai Sticks!!!!)
  • seen.to
    seen.to
    unusual suspect ™ DelawherePosts: 6,371
    lyndon wrote:
    Stop taunting me, just going cold turkey after being a heavy-toker for about 12 years.

    Its madness, all that has been around here lately has been shit and as soon as I quit I get about 5-6 calls offering me everything a stoner could want..... (Including Thai Sticks!!!!)

    I smoked every day for about 15 years before going cold turkey in 2002.

    If someone had a thai stick for me I'd definitely start smoking again.
  • tomson
    tomson
    The in between is mine Posts: 4,208
    Cold turkey is for quitters. I've been intravenously taking a lethal barbiturate & opiate cocktail since 1851 and have no intention of ever stopping.

    Bring on the morphine.
  • lyndon
    lyndon
    Venti Macchiato Posts: 1,026
    tomson wrote:
    Cold turkey is for quitters. I've been intravenously taking a lethal barbiturate & opiate cocktail since 1851 and have no intention of ever stopping.

    Bring on the morphine.


    Copious amounts of masterbation seem to be doing the trick! :argue:
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,380
    Nearly 20 years on and I'm still moderately chonging .... albeit not in the same amounts as in my very wasted youth ....

    I've even got a good skunk delivery number now !! Quality !!

    Ah..... If only I had the nerve to remove a few 'other' numbers from my phone I'd be a lot more coherant and a lot better off financially !!
  • tomson
    tomson
    The in between is mine Posts: 4,208
    lyndon wrote:
    Copious amounts of masterbation seem to be doing the trick! :argue:


    A healthy, and cheaper substitute if ever there was one
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,380
    I'll second that
  • seen.to
    seen.to
    unusual suspect ™ DelawherePosts: 6,371
    Closest I've got to skunk lately is when I drive past a dead one. Smells great though - just like the weed it was named after :shock:
  • paulanthony
    paulanthony
    mingin dawg baitch Posts: 1,083
    seen.to wrote:
    Closest I've got to skunk lately is when I drive past a dead one.

    ROFLMFAO
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    fit lesbians.
  • onecan
    onecan
    Moderator Posts: 5,953
    fat lesbians.
  • pgo
    pgo
    Senior Member Posts: 12,162
    team-andy wrote:
    fat lesbians.

    In case you didn't notice, this is the fuck on thread. ;)
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    to each his own...
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,380
    ROFLMFAO

    Please explain this to me ???
  • paulanthony
    paulanthony
    mingin dawg baitch Posts: 1,083
    Rolling on the floor laughing my fat ass off.
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,380
    Thanks for clearing that up for me
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    Variation could be fat or fucking...depending on the person.
  • Limbo
    Limbo
    Established Norm Posts: 27,309
    LMFFAO
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Getting a little bit drunk at lunch and playing music very loudly to kill the few hours before I'm back in the pub at 6.

    Fuck on.
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    Im hearing ya, got I am the Resurection on, loud.
    Footies back, Fridays are great.
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    no one has spoken in the office for 3 hours :shock:
    a very long week.

    still house party tonight.
    nice.
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Charlotte Church
  • Limbo
    Limbo
    Established Norm Posts: 27,309
    Fucking
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    At the house party?
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    tonight.
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Marvellous, let me know if you see her tits.
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    Mik, At a House Party, In Cardiff, With Charlotte Church, With his reputation ...
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Realising on Sunday that on Friday night, post-bar but pre-party we seem to have all bought ourselves tickets to see the Kings Of Leon - no recollection of doing so but things seem to have turned out nicely.

    More proof that beer makes life better.
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    jugged barmaids x 4.
  • Limbo
    Limbo
    Established Norm Posts: 27,309
    zatoichi - blind samurai hacking villains to bits with a dark comic undercurrent. V.good :mrgreen:
  • mark
    mark
    Hey Alan, nice rope! Posts: 734
    Mr Mik wrote:
    jugged barmaids x 4.

    ha ha got a picture?
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Dean Ashton
    Leon McKenzie
    David Bentley
    Daren Huckerby
    Youssef Safri
    Craig Fleming
    Jason Shackell
    Robert Green
    (& Svensson, Helveg, Drury, Stuart, Francis & Jonson)
    Norwich City 2
    Manchester United 0
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    Didnt take you long ;)
  • Stickman
    Stickman
    Expert Posts: 5,502
    The diary of snoop.
  • Limbo
    Limbo
    Established Norm Posts: 27,309
    getting the tests back negative
  • tomson
    tomson
    The in between is mine Posts: 4,208
    being negative
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Being testing.
  • dan
    dan
    Iris Folder Posts: 2,630
    spotty dog
  • Limbo
    Limbo
    Established Norm Posts: 27,309
    getting the tests back negative...

    ...being negative...

    ...Being testing.

    he he - message 437
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Ouch.

    Congratulations.
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    Snooker World Championships. haha, sometimes I think Im the only person in the world who likes snooker.
  • Limbo
    Limbo
    Established Norm Posts: 27,309
    you are
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,380
    Oli and Willie Thorn
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    haha a fine duo
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,380
    Friday nights, payday, lunchtime bevs, drugs and alcohol
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,380
    oli wrote:
    haha a fine duo

    Sadly, I've got a piccy of me when i was about 12 with 'The Thornster'
    I'll photoshop you in my place if you like !!
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    haha post it on here , promise not to laugh.
    Ive got a pic of my ronnie on my phone , Ill swap you.
  • smallbeer
    smallbeer
    I Ain't Losing Any Sleep™ Posts: 5,141
    :fop:
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,380
    I'll see if my Dad can find it (i haven't actually got it)
    I promise you WILL laugh....
  • lyndon
    lyndon
    Venti Macchiato Posts: 1,026
    Crucial Technologies - ordered 512MB upgrade for laptop at 3:31pm yesterday, delivered and installed by 8:01am this morning.

    Now that's a decent mail order service!
  • Narate
    Narate
    Royalty™ Posts: 3,313
    Badminton!

    Squash is for poofs
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    and Badmington isn't ?

    Snooker, a mans game ;)
  • pat
    pat
    dilaudid Posts: 9,337
    Rugby, grrrrrrr
  • seen.to
    seen.to
    unusual suspect ™ DelawherePosts: 6,371
    Haven't played snooker for about 3 years :(

    I won a game against Ronnie O'Sullivan last time I played him :)
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    Is that true.
  • seen.to
    seen.to
    unusual suspect ™ DelawherePosts: 6,371
    Yep, I whooped him one frame and he was so upset he put in his first ever century break the next.

    He was only 12 at the time but I knew then that one day he would be world champion. Expected him to do it sooner but problems with his dad affected his temperament for a good while.
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Norwich 2 Newcastle 1

    In particular, Safri's goal from 45 yards.
  • Mik
    Mik
    Award Winning™ Posts: 14,633
    pimp my ride.

    class tv.

    "hey, mad mike"
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    haha , its great.
  • sleepingfish
    sleepingfish
    css is for divs Posts: 4,411
    Big Dawg Westwood is going to present the UK version!
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    That news should go in the fuck off thread.
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,380
    Duncan Ferguson sinks United for Everton !!!
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