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  • Rik
    Rik
    GlasgowPosts: 12,721
    Hi
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    Pretty new to the art scene. Just out of collage and I have been looking for something to hang on my wall. Then I found out about Shepard Fairey, Banksy etc and now I am here.


    Hello.
  • Nick
    Nick
    Cream of DT Posts: 18,152
    Welcome Rik and Weldo :wave:
  • Anxious
    Anxious
    ' Posts: 7,228
    Hey, I'm a 46 year old guy from Tunbridge Wells. I like fishing and gardening, my favourite colour is yellow and my favourite font is Arial.
  • ian
    ian
    éireannach Posts: 1,960
    Got lost and ended up here.
  • steveb
    steveb
    BitterHusk Original™ Järvenpää FinlandPosts: 24,076
    Anxious wrote:
    Hey, I'm a 46 year old guy from Tunbridge Wells. I like fishing and gardening, my favourite colour is yellow and my favourite font is Arial.

    Sounds more like Timus.
  • Anxious
    Anxious
    ' Posts: 7,228
    steveb wrote:
    Sounds more like Timus.
    So it does!

    I had to google Tunbridge Wells.

    I'm actually not any of those things, and I especially don't like the colour yellow.
  • scrooble
    scrooble
    One Pint or Two Love Posts: 6,562
    Hai

    I've joined a forum for every type of industry out there. Didn't have much luck on foodhygienetalk.com or industrialcraneoperatorstalk.com Just looking to make new friends and swap photos.

    28/m/Leeds
  • Limbo
    Limbo
    Established Norm Posts: 27,307
    Hi :cheers:

    I'm here ..... to forums help designings better.

    Glad to have eat your face.


    =====================

    Nigel-pashinda Johnson.
  • KingCraig
    KingCraig
    ~ ChesterPosts: 7,224
    what the fuck is going on?
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    community.jpg
  • Limbo
    Limbo
    Established Norm Posts: 27,307
    WE aRe DIaLOGS
  • Timus
    Timus
    Heaven Born & Ever Bright Posts: 6,433
    Hi, My name is Tim and I'm a Libra.
  • drik
    drik
    techno drik Posts: 3,152
    Desire to act like a pornstar? Ram a magic pil!
  • Rik
    Rik
    GlasgowPosts: 12,721
    Thanks for the welcome. I am looking for a Chalk font.
  • Timus
    Timus
    Heaven Born & Ever Bright Posts: 6,433
    steveb wrote:
    Sounds more like Timus.


    Oi!

    (im only 44)
  • steveb
    steveb
    BitterHusk Original™ Järvenpää FinlandPosts: 24,076
    You Librans are so sensitive to things like that.
  • dessign
    dessign
    Registered User Posts: 25
    Join DT week ago, cool place I like it, hope to stay around
  • pat
    pat
    dilaudid Posts: 9,337
    dessigns how long have you been making designs for?
  • Threeboy
    Threeboy
    Make sh*t everyday CanadaPosts: 50
    Hi, I registered to post a bunch of dick pill spam.

    (not really)

    I thought I posted an intro thread before but it's gone now, what up with that?
  • Timus
    Timus
    Heaven Born & Ever Bright Posts: 6,433
    Klang accidentally shot it.
  • scrooble
    scrooble
    One Pint or Two Love Posts: 6,562
    zarts tookerened it.
  • Threeboy
    Threeboy
    Make sh*t everyday CanadaPosts: 50
    mystery solved!

    said before, I found out about this place because Jamblo told me about it a few years back. He said this is a good forum to stalk designers... this is designer stalk right?
  • Nick
    Nick
    Cream of DT Posts: 18,152
    Ha! Designer Stalk!
    Chortle.

    Welcome, cunto.
  • aric22
    aric22
    Registered User Posts: 15
    Hello

    Hi

    I am newbie here and interested in Web designing And SEO . Hope i Will learn a lot from here.


    Thanks
    Aric
  • webdesigmmumbai
    webdesigmmumbai
    Web Design Mumbai Posts: 2
    Hi

    Hi This is Gaurav
  • spenc259
    spenc259
    Registered User Posts: 10
    hey I posted in another thread an thought better introduce myself before i post anymore!

    I love making websites, oh and i'm from scotland, not that it matters but hey!
  • Threeboy
    Threeboy
    Make sh*t everyday CanadaPosts: 50
    sub wrote:
    Welcome, cunto.

    that's not nice. :shock:
  • Nick
    Nick
    Cream of DT Posts: 18,152
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  • parkerbutler
    parkerbutler
    Parkerbutler Posts: 3
    Parker Butler Design Company

    Design Company, we have created a new blog and keeping people up to date! Check out our blog and let me know what you think of our site and out work!

    parkerbuttplug.co.uk

    Website: parkerbuttplug.co.uk
  • steveb
    steveb
    BitterHusk Original™ Järvenpää FinlandPosts: 24,076
    It's rubbish, worse than your English and your spelling. It's not a blog, it's a static advert. A boring one. Fuck off cunto!
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    parker butler ??

    yes, milady ...

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  • Threeboy
    Threeboy
    Make sh*t everyday CanadaPosts: 50
    How do you prevent people from posting links in their first 5 posts? is that a vb add on or an option I over looked?
  • oli
    oli
    Posts: 14,145
    Its a vbulletin add-on
  • Threeboy
    Threeboy
    Make sh*t everyday CanadaPosts: 50
    people saying "cunto" is that a vb addon or a british thing?
  • ben
    ben
      Posts: 1,150
    It's an addon, everytime someone says fr_iend (without the underscore) it writes cunto instead.
  • MachineX
    MachineX
    My brain has 512k RAM Posts: 255
    First I must try typing this... friend ..
    Ahem, Hello everyone, I sort of already gave a greeting and thanks to all the help I've already got from these forums but thought best do it in the correct area, so;

    Nice to be here and thanks ^_^

    Happy Easter
  • creditsafe_ltd
    creditsafe_ltd
    Registered User Posts: 44
    Ahoy Hoy.

    We came here to get some idea's on SEO from some of the threads and to answer any financial type questions others have (in a non spammy way :P ).

    That is all.
  • Nick
    Nick
    Cream of DT Posts: 18,152
    Welcome :wave:

    The SEO forums are full of know-nothing spammers.
    You are better off starting a new thread for help on specific issues.
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    wrong thread dickwad
  • Threeboy
    Threeboy
    Make sh*t everyday CanadaPosts: 50
    I like how friendly this forum is.
  • scrooble
    scrooble
    One Pint or Two Love Posts: 6,562
    You want friendly? Bend over.
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    i'll fetch the lube
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    "friendly 'til it hurts"
  • scrooble
    scrooble
    One Pint or Two Love Posts: 6,562
    No Weldo, I want this one to feel every vein.
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    ok boss

    squeal like a pig ....

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  • steveb
    steveb
    BitterHusk Original™ Järvenpää FinlandPosts: 24,076
    scrooble wrote:
    No Weldo, I want this one to feel every vein.


    Stand back, everyone - IT'S GOIN' IN DRY!
  • Noapc
    Noapc
    Registered User Posts: 27
    HELLOW

    im noa and im from israel
    i found myself here due to lack of design forums in israel, well,what can i do :)
    im a designer for 6 years i think ,and now im working for the army
    and im thirsty for some critics

    (my english is not the best, consider that)
  • logos
    logos
    Banned Posts: 9
    Hello everyone.
    This is Malaica john and i just registered in this fabulous forum. I hope i will enjoy with you guys.
  • Nathaniell
    Nathaniell
    Registered User Posts: 16
    Ahoy Hoy.

    We came here to get some idea's on SEO from some of the threads and to answer any financial type questions others have (in the spammiest way possible :P ).

    That is all.

    Dude
  • Richard King
    Richard King
    Professional Designer/dev Posts: 24
    New here

    Hi

    My name is Richard King. I am a web developer/designer. I Am also a freelance photographer. I work from my custom built studio just outside Lincoln

    On the website side of things I do loads of ecommerce (we are pretty platform agnostic) and often use Magento, Joomla, Gallery2, Wordpress, and also produce static sites We do lots of integrations - like magento/wordpress, magento/joomla, gallery2/wordpress etc..

    On the photography side of things, I shoot weddngs and products for e-commerce stores

    I don't do adult (web or photography)

    Nice to meet you all, I look forwards to contributing, learning a few things and generally joining in

    Best wishes

    Richard
  • steveb
    steveb
    BitterHusk Original™ Järvenpää FinlandPosts: 24,076
    Hiya, Dick! Welcome.
  • VincentVisser
    VincentVisser
    Senior Member Posts: 489
    Good Day to the Web Gurus out there..

    My name is Vincent Visser as my account name states and I am 28 from South Africa but currently living and working in UK.

    I am working as a Web Designer at a Finance company that have over 200 clients so my days are busy..

    I hope to help as much as I can just because I am a helper and will need help from time to time so I say Thank You for the help I have gotten so far.

    That's it for now..

    The V-Man
  • Anders Bohea
    Anders Bohea
    Registered User Posts: 2
    Howdy ho

    Hi,

    My name is Anders and I run a web design consultancy in Southern England.

    Have been enjoying looking around DT and just I would say hi.
  • Threeboy
    Threeboy
    Make sh*t everyday CanadaPosts: 50
    Hai!
  • DirSubmissionGu
    DirSubmissionGu
    Registered User Posts: 14
    Hey everyone...

    I'm DirSubmissionGuy. I submit to directories, as you might guess.
  • Klang
    Klang
    Ray fucking Purchase Posts: 17,252
    There was me thinking you directed male submissive porn videos.
  • ukm29
    ukm29
    Registered User Posts: 25
    self taught newby web designer, i'll be the resident grasshopper learning from the pro's here for awhile
  • Faiz
    Faiz
    Senior Member Posts: 248
    Oh hi.
    Noob here,
    Nice place you guys got here.

    now going back to 4chan to browse for some stuff
  • CoryAxork
    CoryAxork
    Registered User Posts: 1
    Baume du tigre

    Hi Everyone !
    My surname is Robert from France, i am a new on this group of people.

    I like to be trained another things

    content to join you every one !
    Apologie if i posted in a incorrect section.
  • Danielwhyte
    Danielwhyte
    Web Designer Posts: 1
    Heya guys, I'm a frontend designer from New Zealand :)
  • Bishop
    Bishop
    Eating out. Posts: 6,896
    Kia ora Daniel Whyte.
    Enjoy your stay.
  • Gary_H
    Gary_H
    Registered User Posts: 2
    Hi there,just became member of this forum..
  • sansam
    sansam
    Registered User Posts: 2
    Anxious wrote:
    So it does!

    I had to google Tunbridge Wells.

    I'm actually not any of those things, and I especially don't like the colour yellow.


    hi am also new to here..happy to see u all....
  • Opheliaimmortal
    Opheliaimmortal
    Registered User Posts: 18
    Hi, BFA design student with my associates already. Happy to find a place like this, especially with those who also troll 4chan!
  • Timus
    Timus
    Heaven Born & Ever Bright Posts: 6,433
    ... pardon?
  • KelseyK
    KelseyK
    Married to Photoshop Posts: 21
    Name - Kelsey
    Location - Cape Cod, Massachusetts
    Age - 22

    Occupation - Currently heading into my last year in college, majoring in Graphic Design. I was a Vet Tech/Ward Nurse at an animal hospital for 5 years.

    Educational background - Soon to get a Bachelor's Degree in Graphic Design

    Hobbies - I love to draw (mostly digitally) and I am a very crafty person. I'm going to be one of those moms who makes all her own party decorations and have cool crafts to do with my kids. I have an unhealthy relationship with my Wacom Tablet as well as Photoshop. I am an animal nut (especially wolves and dogs) -- I've been studying them since I could read. I'm obsessed with computers and video games (Xbox mostly).
  • Indiejim
    Indiejim
    Registered User Posts: 2
    Hi everybody, My name's Jamie. Come from the UK.
    Hope to get stuck right in :)!
  • kristin_110
    kristin_110
    Registered User Posts: 4
    Its been a while I visited this forum. Don't remember if I ever introduced myself. Hi, I am Kristin.
  • LinkMasters4All
    LinkMasters4All
    Registered User Posts: 1
    Hi Everyone

    I'm really glad to join this wonderful forum. I hail from Delhi, India, and specialize in SEO using absolutely white hat techniques. We offer comprehensive services for Search Engine Submissions, high quality link building through Directory Submissions, One way & Reciprocal Links, Blogs and Forum submissions. We also offer services for quality Article writing/spinning and submissions.
  • scrooble
    scrooble
    One Pint or Two Love Posts: 6,562
    Can't wait to see your SEO posts spread throughout the forum like a pandemic disease.
  • rusty
    rusty
    Senior Member Posts: 1,887
    LinkMaster, your avatar instills me with confidence in your white hat SEO techniques. Do you operate out of your mothers bedroom?
  • rheann_thomas07
    rheann_thomas07
    Senior Member Posts: 102
    rusty wrote:
    LinkMaster, your avatar instills me with confidence in your white hat SEO techniques. Do you operate out of your mothers bedroom?
    Finally someone with my sense of humor! ;)
  • God™
    God™
    Who's the Daddy? Posts: 24
    Hello.
  • Alex911
    Alex911
    http://www.packmage.com Posts: 15
    Me

    Hi all, I'm Alex from China, nice to meet u guys here.
  • moz
    moz
    The 1970sPosts: 6,590
    attachment.php?attachmentid=10749&stc=1&d=1305182402

    Hi, how's your son these days?

    Still suffering from that timber aversion?

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  • Timus
    Timus
    Heaven Born & Ever Bright Posts: 6,433
    Alex911 wrote:
    Hi all, I'm Alex from China, nice to meet u guys here.


    And then you blew it by dumping your spam everywhere.
  • Shiro
    Shiro
    社長 Posts: 15,039
    Yeah, I banned him.
  • God™
    God™
    Who's the Daddy? Posts: 24
    moz wrote:
    Hi, how's your son these days?

    Still suffering from that timber aversion?
    Don't mention him, always hanging about causing trouble or drinking. I wash my hands of him.
  • Timus
    Timus
    Heaven Born & Ever Bright Posts: 6,433
    Shiro wrote:
    Yeah, I banned him.


    Na, I banned him! I had already deleted 13 of his posts before you turned up you layabout! Aaand we locked that AI thread - now you have gone an posted in it. Mate! Get some sleep!
  • steveb
    steveb
    BitterHusk Original™ Järvenpää FinlandPosts: 24,076
    Haha! I just thought we might need a packaging software reference one of these days so I left the ones in Discussion. If they leave their droppings in SEO, I couldn't care less. All the threads there are full of insane gibberish in broken English, fifteen more won't make any difference.
  • Jesus
    Jesus
    Preparing for Parousia Posts: 14
    God&#8482 wrote:
    Don't mention him, always hanging about causing trouble or drinking. I wash my hands of him.

    Fuck you Dad, I'm your gift to the world! And guess what, these motherfuckers love me.
  • David
    David
    Keeping Tom Happy Posts: 12,931
    hmmm, have you been here before?
  • steveb
    steveb
    BitterHusk Original™ Järvenpää FinlandPosts: 24,076
    He's omnipotent, so He's never really left. Timus tried banning him once, I think, but He wouldn't go away.

    And the Holy Ghost is even worse because you know not the Day nor the Time of the Coming. The cunt could log on any time.
  • Jesus
    Jesus
    Preparing for Parousia Posts: 14
    steveb wrote:
    He's omnipotent, so He's never really left. Timus tried banning him once, I think, but He wouldn't go away.

    And the Holy Ghost is even worse because you know not the Day nor the Time of the Coming. The cunt could log on any time.

    Spot on sir.

    Oh and I prefer Holy Spirit. Holy Ghost doesn't hang so well with the children. It's all about the PR.
  • Timus
    Timus
    Heaven Born & Ever Bright Posts: 6,433
    steveb wrote:
    Timus tried banning him once, I think, but He wouldn't go away.


    Should have used longer nails..
  • Jesus
    Jesus
    Preparing for Parousia Posts: 14
    Timus wrote:
    Should have used longer nails..

    BLASPHEMY!! Dad, Mycobacterium for 3 of his chickens.
  • God™
    God™
    Who's the Daddy? Posts: 24
    Jesus wrote:
    Fuck you Dad, I'm your gift to the world! And guess what, these motherfuckers love me.
    Always with the bleeding heart! Oy vey!
  • LittleMick
    LittleMick
    also known as little dick. The Occupied SixPosts: 8,989
    Think this would be a good time to start the old Science vs Religion debate
  • Jesus
    Jesus
    Preparing for Parousia Posts: 14
    LittleMick wrote:
    Think this would be a good time to start the old Science vs Religion debate

    Dad made science. Debate over.
  • beruang_pisang
    beruang_pisang
    Registered User Posts: 7
    New in Here, but rusted already.

    Hi! Hope to learn more from you all!:cheers:
  • HuxAI
    HuxAI
    Registered User Posts: 2
    Hello, my name is Martin

    I am going to be honest I had an account that got banned from here, I stupidly wanted to post my broadband speed in that speed forum, but it said I needed 15 posts to do it, and to get that- I started spamming the forums to get to that number of posts which I regret and will never do again, from now on I will post constructivly, if any mods are about - I wouldn't mind my old account back but if that's not possible then it ok. (AstonInvent) was my old account, drop me and email if you do decide to forgive me. I am really sorry for being an idiot.

    Kindest regards

    Martin
  • Threeboy
    Threeboy
    Make sh*t everyday CanadaPosts: 50
    I forgive you bro.
  • Limbo
    Limbo
    Established Norm Posts: 27,307
    HuxAI wrote:
    I wouldn't mind my old account back but if that's not possible then it ok. (AstonInvent) was my old account, drop me and email if you do decide to forgive me.

    Forgiven. Don't abuse it boyo.
  • homescrub
    homescrub
    Hood Rat Posts: 18
    Hello everyone. I have forgotten what my username was here, so I made a new one.

    I sent information about to the admins, so I am hoping things are ok with my registration.

    Hoping to get back into designing sites again, so im off to reading some threads.
  • henryz
    henryz
    Designer / Developer Posts: 40
    Hello.
  • moz
    moz
    The 1970sPosts: 6,590
    Hello.
  • steveb
    steveb
    BitterHusk Original™ Järvenpää FinlandPosts: 24,076
    Nnnh.
  • fading vision
    fading vision
    feigned enthusiasm Posts: 281
    Ugh.
  • Isis
    Isis
    Registered User Posts: 21
    I think I'm gonna like you guys.
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