Random thoughts with no explanation

DustMite
DustMite
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  • Shiro
    Shiro
    社長 Posts: 15,039
    I'm thinking of going for a walk. I may have a hamburger for lunch.
  • DustMite
    DustMite
    Senior Member Posts: 197
    Shiro wrote:
    I'm thinking of going for a walk. I may have a hamburger for lunch.

    Interesting, very Interesting. What the heck, this is my thread, something going on ?
  • Shiro
    Shiro
    社長 Posts: 15,039
    This is the Random Thoughts with no Explanation thread isn't it?
  • RockMeAmadeus
    RockMeAmadeus
    Banned Posts: 3,938
    I'm currently thinking how lovely this cup of coffee is. It's so smooth, rich, lush and delightful. I'm going to be upset when I run out of it.
  • moz
    moz
    The 1970sPosts: 6,590
    Probably 10am but it could be 11am seeing as its a Sunday.
  • Bishop
    Bishop
    Eating out. Posts: 6,896
    I was having a wank and it started to hurt, I really should have stopped.
  • dh
    dh
    aka Mr Hound Posts: 5,431
    Painting the bathroom ceiling, feeling all Michael Angelo.
  • dh
    dh
    aka Mr Hound Posts: 5,431
    Haha. This is just DT Twitterage.
  • Klang
    Klang
    Ray fucking Purchase Posts: 17,252
    Taking a shit.
  • steveb
    steveb
    BitterHusk Original™ Järvenpää FinlandPosts: 24,076
    Taking shit samples for a national bowel cancer screening campaign.
  • drik
    drik
    techno drik Posts: 3,152
    It's 15:33, let the day begin
  • bennyboy
    bennyboy
    Ah yo Boogie Down B-TownPosts: 3,779
    Working, sunday, full of cold, bored.
  • Rik
    Rik
    GlasgowPosts: 12,721
    Retaining walls.
  • moz
    moz
    The 1970sPosts: 6,590
    Guinness.
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    Put this in General Discussion, oh great mod.
  • moz
    moz
    The 1970sPosts: 6,590
    Dust.
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    am i pissing more than i usually do ?
  • Shiro
    Shiro
    社長 Posts: 15,039
    Mites
  • LittleMick
    LittleMick
    also known as little dick. The Occupied SixPosts: 8,989
    i should have pushed that bitch down the stairs.
  • bennyboy
    bennyboy
    Ah yo Boogie Down B-TownPosts: 3,779
    Cup of tea, cup of coffee. Biscuit.
  • Matt_e11
    Matt_e11
    Grammatically inconsisten Posts: 5,070
    why don't wheel chairs have headlights and blinkers.
  • alzer81
    alzer81
    here me now.. Posts: 3,964
    This thread is shite.
  • handcraftedweb
    handcraftedweb
    thought leader Left coastPosts: 6,743
    Long line at airport security, luckily flight's delayed. Time for angry birds.

    (I'm not really travelling, I like to spend a good part of may day making up fake tweets to make my life seem interesting, thought I'd throw some up here.)
  • Nick
    Nick
    Cream of DT Posts: 18,152
    I think I might try that.
  • alzer81
    alzer81
    here me now.. Posts: 3,964
    On the way in to the hospital to visit the Queen.
  • handcraftedweb
    handcraftedweb
    thought leader Left coastPosts: 6,743
    Boarding plane now, Costa Rica here I come.
  • handcraftedweb
    handcraftedweb
    thought leader Left coastPosts: 6,743
    I wonder if there's any money to be made in a fake tweeting service. If you're like me you do a lot of fake tweeting to impress people, but it is time consuming to live a fake interesting life. So I was thinking about a service that does it for you. You pick the pretend lifestyle you want to project, international businessman, studly pickup artist, contented housewife that's not an alcoholic, etc. and the service tweets that life for you. The deluxe package would include pictures (of your fake kids, or your fake travels, etc.).
  • LittleMick
    LittleMick
    also known as little dick. The Occupied SixPosts: 8,989
    I wish HCW would shut up.
  • handcraftedweb
    handcraftedweb
    thought leader Left coastPosts: 6,743
    Love flying, seeing all those little houses down there.
  • Pugsley
    Pugsley
    ScotlandPosts: 10,890
    I've got a really sore finger. Wonder if it's broken.
  • alzer81
    alzer81
    here me now.. Posts: 3,964
    i wonder why Pugsley has a sore finger?
  • alzer81
    alzer81
    here me now.. Posts: 3,964
    actually i dont give a fuck.
  • Paddy
    Paddy
    Vive la Pirate Bay Posts: 8,124
    I wonder how easy it is to do the pencil trick from The Dark Knight.
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    fuck they need more ass-padding on airplane seats...so glad this middle seat is empty

    and i guess HCW finds updating dt fun on the way to one of the most beautiful countries...check that... beautiful naturally landscaped countries in the world.

    I hope the man sitting next to me on this plane enjoys my farts for the next 4 hours
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    Man I hope I don't have to shit in that tiny room
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    chicken and mash for tea
  • Shiro
    Shiro
    社長 Posts: 15,039
    I wonder if there's any money to be made in a fake tweeting service. If you're like me you do a lot of fake tweeting to impress people, but it is time consuming to live a fake interesting life. So I was thinking about a service that does it for you. You pick the pretend lifestyle you want to project, international businessman, studly pickup artist, contented housewife that's not an alcoholic, etc. and the service tweets that life for you. The deluxe package would include pictures (of your fake kids, or your fake travels, etc.).

    I might pay for that.
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    Let me know when you need angel investors or seed money.

    Fuck if corporate jargon doesn't suck balls...
  • chips
    chips
    Mr chips to you Posts: 4,401
    i can't stop eating salt water taffy
  • chips
    chips
    Mr chips to you Posts: 4,401
    oh I just finished the bag. I guess I'll stop now
  • handcraftedweb
    handcraftedweb
    thought leader Left coastPosts: 6,743
    Shiro wrote:
    I might pay for that.

    What sort of bogus twitter lifestyle might you be interesting in?
  • Dan_Dan249
    Dan_Dan249
    Massive member Posts: 879
    Bananas? Bananas are the fruit of the future mate!
  • dh
    dh
    aka Mr Hound Posts: 5,431
    The girl on the rowing machine is soooooo hot.

    They don't make many like that.

    I think she fancies me.
  • handcraftedweb
    handcraftedweb
    thought leader Left coastPosts: 6,743
    Look her straight in the eye, lick your lips slowly, and with one hand massage your crotch. Smile.
  • Bishop
    Bishop
    Eating out. Posts: 6,896
    Walk up behind her when she is shitting down then carefully place your cock on her shoulder, if she feels the weight of it she will turn her head and chin your cock. The start of a great relationship.
  • dh
    dh
    aka Mr Hound Posts: 5,431
    Look her straight in the eye, lick your lips slowly, and with one hand massage your crotch. Smile.

    I have fooled the master. Perhaps you should consider a change of profession. :roll:
  • handcraftedweb
    handcraftedweb
    thought leader Left coastPosts: 6,743
    dh wrote:
    I have fooled the master. Perhaps you should consider a change of profession. :roll:

    Not funny. This is a design forum, not a joking around forum.
  • 2Dfruit
    2Dfruit
    Website Molester Posts: 3,321
    bellybutton fluff products

    why hasn't this shit been invented. There's millions to be made

    bbfluff hats, gloves, scarves, socks, balaclavas, kitten mittens
  • Rawiri
    Rawiri
    Have at you sire Posts: 1,415
    If they ever find the bodies will they question me?
  • Klang
    Klang
    Ray fucking Purchase Posts: 17,252
    Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobies, bazookas, fun bags.
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    i shouldn't have done that last night. remorse.
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    i just thought the illustration thread said "show your bishop"
  • Pugsley
    Pugsley
    ScotlandPosts: 10,890
    I think Weldo had a pokey bum wank last night.
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    i wonder if pugsley knows his kid is really mine ?? :wink:
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    It'd really throw these fuckers off if someone just randomly merged this thread with "discussion"...or fuck off with fuck on. (just for a day to see what happens, and as long as there was a revert changes button, of course)
  • Pugsley
    Pugsley
    ScotlandPosts: 10,890
    weldo wrote:
    i wonder if pugsley knows his kid is really mine ?? :wink:


    Wonder if Weldo knows that this solves all my problems...

    :wink:
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    I wonder what the going rate is for selling children ??
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go,
    because, man, they're gone.
  • Pugsley
    Pugsley
    ScotlandPosts: 10,890
    I wonder what the demand for pregnant porn is like...
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    i wonder if pugs can afford a new hat ?

    pugsnewhat.jpg
  • Sherbs
    Sherbs
    Oo-ee-oo Posts: 2,952
    Glad i've got my window open today. The outside world sounds and smells great today.

    16c too!
  • Rawiri
    Rawiri
    Have at you sire Posts: 1,415
    My left eye hurts. Only my left eye though.
  • RockMeAmadeus
    RockMeAmadeus
    Banned Posts: 3,938
    Wash it with warm black tea. I'm listening to an album at the moment, while laying in my toasty warm bed and it's as if all the songs speak to me.
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    Everyone wanks. Some more than others.
  • Pugsley
    Pugsley
    ScotlandPosts: 10,890
    Wonder how many times a day is considered excessive?
  • Rawiri
    Rawiri
    Have at you sire Posts: 1,415
    There's one magpie in the tree outside the office window.
    Beautiful irridescent blue feathers like the carapace of some exotic beetle.
    I wonder how if he likes prawn cocktail crisps
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    Pugsley wrote:
    Wonder how many times a day is considered excessive?
    16
  • Pugsley
    Pugsley
    ScotlandPosts: 10,890
    Excellent. Now I have a target to aim for. It seemed like it was for nothing before but now i have some purpose.
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    Pugsley wrote:
    Excellent. Now I have a target to aim for.
    Pun intended.
  • Pugsley
    Pugsley
    ScotlandPosts: 10,890
    Printing a poster as we speak for the bathroom.
  • steveb
    steveb
    BitterHusk Original™ Järvenpää FinlandPosts: 24,076
    The paper will crinkle and the colours will run. If you live in a typical British home, which is heated by condensation, your printouts will need immersing in molten glass to preserve them in a bathroom.

    Or are you being posh and mean the toilet?
  • Pugsley
    Pugsley
    ScotlandPosts: 10,890
    That would save wasting paper if I just aimed into the toilet.
  • Phornunania
    Phornunania
    Registered User Posts: 1
    free palm reading

    Hello. And Bye.
  • Pugsley
    Pugsley
    ScotlandPosts: 10,890
    Haha palm reading.
  • RockMeAmadeus
    RockMeAmadeus
    Banned Posts: 3,938
    It doesn't take a palm reader to know what you've been up to, Pugs. ;)
  • Pugsley
    Pugsley
    ScotlandPosts: 10,890
    Clearly firing on all cylinders, with a loaded weapon, and hitting the target.
  • RockMeAmadeus
    RockMeAmadeus
    Banned Posts: 3,938
    I've been refraining for a little over a week.
  • Pugsley
    Pugsley
    ScotlandPosts: 10,890
    I was more referring to the fact that I'm expecting a mini pugs.

    And this is starting to get weird. To much wank chat. I'm expecting someone to ask to play soggy biscuit any minute now.
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    The timing of that spam. Priceless.
  • RockMeAmadeus
    RockMeAmadeus
    Banned Posts: 3,938
    I was just looking at some biscuit containers to see which one I'd like with my coffee in a little.
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words: "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
  • RockMeAmadeus
    RockMeAmadeus
    Banned Posts: 3,938
    You mean "man" and kind"? I've never thought about it. You could say it's a reference to our species, homosapien.
  • freewheelin franklin
    freewheelin franklin
    aka Stuntman Posts: 4,093
    Haha, classic, straight over.
  • RockMeAmadeus
    RockMeAmadeus
    Banned Posts: 3,938
    Not really. Mank is a stupid rhyme of wank. That's the type of uncreative shit that Klang posts.
  • weldo
    weldo
    if only i was arsed ... Posts: 12,379
    Pugsley wrote:
    I was more referring to the fact that I'm expecting a mini pugs.
    i'm disappointed you didn't want your new hat ... (sad face)
  • Pugsley
    Pugsley
    ScotlandPosts: 10,890
    I was hoping it would magically appear as my avatar. I am very impressed though! You gave me my last hat as well.
  • Rik
    Rik
    GlasgowPosts: 12,721
    Retaining walls.
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    Haha, classic, straight over.
    You can say that again.

    I wonder if English Breakfast Tea is still called English Breakfast Tea in England. Queue a few curt answers...and...go:
  • bennyboy
    bennyboy
    Ah yo Boogie Down B-TownPosts: 3,779
    Wetaining ralls.
  • RockMeAmadeus
    RockMeAmadeus
    Banned Posts: 3,938
    Women shouldn't drive. I just witnessed a woman drive into a bus. Thankfully it was at low speed so neither the woman or the people on the bus were injured.
  • Klang
    Klang
    Ray fucking Purchase Posts: 17,252
    Retraining walls.
  • Klang
    Klang
    Ray fucking Purchase Posts: 17,252
    roto wrote:
    You can say that again.

    I wonder if English Breakfast Tea is still called English Breakfast Tea in England. Queue a few curt answers...and...go:
    Yes.
  • CM_
    CM_
    Something Posts: 13,770
    I wonder if its possible to eat you own head?

    Also

    Do worms have feelings?
  • Dan_Dan249
    Dan_Dan249
    Massive member Posts: 879
    That's the softest thing I've had in my mouth for ages.
  • Bishop
    Bishop
    Eating out. Posts: 6,896
    CM_ wrote:

    Do worms have feelings?

    If we look at other mammals' brains, and compare them with our own. Then we can see that the emotional processing parts of the brain, the limbic system, is almost identical in all mammals, including humans. From that we can deduce that all mammals can feel emotions, or have 'feelings.' Anyone that has a close pet cat or dog will surely agree that they can indeed feel emotions.

    And then, if we take another step back, and look at all forms of multicellular animal life, we can see that they all have at least one thing in common; a nervous system. And that includes even worms.

    So, if they have a nervous system, it is possible that worms can also have feelings.
  • roto
    roto
    |-/ Posts: 12,958
    Something in the way... mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm
  • handcraftedweb
    handcraftedweb
    thought leader Left coastPosts: 6,743
    Sponges don't have feelings.
  • Shiro
    Shiro
    社長 Posts: 15,039
    roto wrote:
    Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words: "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

    Mank, is actually written mank', as the final 'o' has been left off: manko
  • handcraftedweb
    handcraftedweb
    thought leader Left coastPosts: 6,743
    Manko
    Noun: Rude Japanese slang for cunt. Used by naughty female language students to book tables in foreign restaurants so that they will be able to have a laugh when the maitre d' calls them to their table.

    That's almost as good as the one where you call up the bar and ask for "Mike Hunt".
  • Pacey
    Pacey
    vertical, but horizontal. Sydney, AustraliaPosts: 956
    I think i have enough of these
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