I'm thinking of going for a walk. I may have a hamburger for lunch.
I wonder if there's any money to be made in a fake tweeting service. If you're like me you do a lot of fake tweeting to impress people, but it is time consuming to live a fake interesting life. So I was thinking about a service that does it for you. You pick the pretend lifestyle you want to project, international businessman, studly pickup artist, contented housewife that's not an alcoholic, etc. and the service tweets that life for you. The deluxe package would include pictures (of your fake kids, or your fake travels, etc.).
I might pay for that.
Look her straight in the eye, lick your lips slowly, and with one hand massage your crotch. Smile.
I have fooled the master. Perhaps you should consider a change of profession. :roll:
i wonder if pugsley knows his kid is really mine ??
Wonder how many times a day is considered excessive?
Excellent. Now I have a target to aim for.
I was more referring to the fact that I'm expecting a mini pugs.
freewheelin franklin wrote:
Haha, classic, straight over.
You can say that again.
I wonder if English Breakfast Tea is still called English Breakfast Tea in England. Queue a few curt answers...and...go:
Do worms have feelings?
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words: "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
Noun: Rude Japanese slang for cunt. Used by naughty female language students to book tables in foreign restaurants so that they will be able to have a laugh when the maitre d' calls them to their table.
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