[dame]

Hi I would like to know what you all do as entrepreneurs. business type and what sort of things you sell?

[weldo]

Mind your own business

[andrewparker]

I sell children mainly. It's hard work but someone has to do it.

[stealthcow]

at the moment i work at a web company in london, but am hired on a consultancy basis which allows me to work on other projects on the side... so by day im working on client stuff for the company, and by night i work on my own projects, working my way towards eventually owning and running my own company

[chips]

Originally Posted by andrewparker

I sell children mainly. It's hard work but someone has to do it.

do you have any with large floppy old mens ears?

[andrewparker]

Originally Posted by chips

do you have any with large floppy old mens ears?

Afraid not. None of my kids are privileged enough to have heard music, let alone through headphones.

[Narate]

I buy the children and use them in my egyptian carpet factory

[tomson]

I make ponies tails from wool left over from Narates carpet factory. They are then sold for a huge profit to middle eastern business men. I also clean chimneys.

[Transmogrify]

I retrieve lobsters from Jayne Mansfields bum. Fantastic bird though..

[Big Jim]

My first job when i left school was working as a fluffer on the underground. It was pretty dirty work.

[andrewparker]

I also run a business with my friend David. We began our foray into the world of independent enterprise some 18 months ago. We are the founders, directors and principle employees of Muscle Inc. - a upmarket bodyguard/ security/ vengeance service. We operate throughout the North East and Scotland and have been privileged enough to count A-listers such as Kathy Secker, Kevin Brock and Mr Motivator amongst our clients. We basically deal in fear and intimidation, particularly when our Vengeance service is required. For a reasonable price David can be employed to right a wrong via physical force and violence (anything from a Chinese burn on an unpopular colleague to a full professional hit on a loved one). David and I are rock hard and could probably mar anyone so, needless to say, business is good.

I am off now to chaperone John Beresford opening a new Walter Wilson's. It could get nasty but I've got my knuckle dusters - I won't let him down.

[Guevara]

I collect used dog-ends from outside Euston station, then cunningly, using years of experience gained from living rough, I roll them into new cigarettes, and flog them with my hard-sell business approach to unsuspecting tourists.

[pat]

Telemarketing.

[gray]

i take the fractions of pennies left over from paypal transactions, and round them into my gibraltar bank account

[chips]

Originally Posted by pat

Telemarketing.

worse than fluffing on the underground?

[colonialAngel]

working at a design company.my first job's sellinig porn stuff....kiddin'!lol

[andrewparker]

Originally Posted by colonialAngel

my first job's sellinig porn stuff....kiddin'!lol

Fuck me I thought you were being serious, I almost sharted

[Narate]

I wonder how much money people who own porn sites make though.

Completely off-topic but there are some people who dont live too far away that are known to be pornstars and they have a monsterous house with about 5 cars.

Been passed before and they had a van in the front yard with a bloke holding a big sheet across the open back doors.

[Transmogrify]

Maybe I'm in the wrong industry then.. more job satisfaction too.

[jase1000]

Originally Posted by Transmogrify

I retrieve lobsters from Jayne Mansfields bum. Fantastic bird though..

Where does that quote originate from? It rings a bell for me but I can't place it.