Thanks for the replies
See you are both on my wave length.
I've worked in graphics for about 8 years, but my company new and right now I am building up clients whose projects will hopefully go on to promote my services and define what sort of designer I am etc...
I just couldn't bring myself to do what he was asking, and then to have to out-source it to a printer who would never send work my way because he thinks I produce bloomin' tacky tatt.
Thanks for the advice. I feel I've done the right thing; let someone else deal with his crap!