Fuck off Dr Wankstain who reverses into my car in which I'm carrying my wife and 5 month old son then gets offended when I jump out and tell the cunt that he is a cunt repeatedly for 2 minutes whilst explaining that he needs to stop looking at me like that or he'll be counting his teeth.
Fuck off again Dr Wankstain for asking me to speak 'English' because, dear Dr Wankstain, I am English, so why don't you learn to fucking speak and while you are at it learn to fucking drive.
Fuck off again Dr Wankstain for offering, through quivering lips and rapidly browning trousers, to pay me to have my car repaired as soon as I get you a quote, then changing your mind and wanting to go through your insurers but refusing to give me your insurers information.
Claim is now expected to be paid thursday.
Fuck off Stan Smallcock for trying to chat up my wife at work twice this week with the line ''I'll warm you up later, your husband doesn't need to know'' whilst putting your arm around her waist. She told you to fuck off and if you do it again then next time I WILL put that hammer through the side of your head you stupid little cunt.
Fuck off Mike Ponceynonce for trying to comfort my wife after her ordeal with Stan Smallcock then e-mailing her to come visit you at home anytime and rest her head on your broad shoulders before signing off 'love always'. Try and chat up my wife and I WILL teach you a new way to play baseball using your head as the ball.
Guess you can guess that I'm vexed atm. Had to take this vent opportunity. Now I'll fuck off from this thread.