I think they're actually running Abbey.
My desk looks like a Greek grotto atm! The powers-that-be thought it would be very nice to give each department a team from Euro2004 and get them to decorate their area in the given colours. I came in after a few days off and there's bunting everywhere.
They'll get out the colouring books and milk next week.
That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.