You're attitude sucks dude. How can you ask for help in such an ignorant fashion and actually expect to get it. Brooks preceded his post with "Not that this helps" but offered something else just in case you weren't aware of it. And you bit his head off.
I've been in this game a long time and am always sure not to take on work that I can't handle and/or can't hire someone else to handle.
All that said, if the solution you are using isn't working and you are spending too much time trying to figure it out then it's probably time to hit up your friend Google and find another way to achieve your goal.
Can you make a direct copy of the one that works, portraits.swf, and replace the images within with those that are required for the advertising section?