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Old 27-03-2008, 08:46   #21 (permalink)
datahound
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CLIVE:
Er, I'll tell you the worst job I ever had.

DEREK:
What was that?

CLIVE:
The worst job I ever had was with Jayne Mansfield. You know, she was a fantastic bird, you know .....

DEREK:
Yeah, yeah.

CLIVE:
..... big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum.

DEREK:
Really? Bloody hell, that must have been a task.

CLIVE:
Well, it was quite a task 'cause she had a big bum .....

DEREK:
Well, I remember.

CLIVE:
..... and they were big lobsters.

DEREK:
I remember she had a huge bum.
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