Sure I'll do it!!
I have 11tymillion dollars coming to me from a bank error in Nigeria. Once the money arrives (any day now) I am going to build a company and make free websites for people to sell all the useless crap floating around in their head.
I just feel lucky that your last designer that made 10K doesn't want to make any more money off of your brilliant ideas and that you are opening your mighty empire to fresh blood.
As soon as the cheque arrives I will be right over with my crayons to get started on your design!