We have some prize winners in our place:
Vice-President of International Business Development
reads like this on the biz card:
VP of Intl. Business Development
What a wank wank title! 2 guys with that one. And there is no President! They argued that folk from the US take you more seriously if they think you're higher up on the ladder in the organisation.
We joked about the Master of the Universe title at work before.