[Hunch]

About me:

Hell o (sic) friends, family, people I know, and people I d on't (sic). I am Brandon R oegner (you seem to have a kerning problem with 'o' in body copy - font is fucked most likely). I am a designer, (sic) I try to make stuff lo ok (sic) pretty. I'm currently located in the portland (sic) area. I love Jesus and am trying to make a change in the world to better the quality of life in the world, (sic) I try to be a reflection of the one I love, Jesus.

And you expect this to get you work, hfamsterfish? I want you to reflect my company in your work, not some mythical religious figure.