They've gone fucking barmy. Managers have been told to put swear boxes on their desks for teams. Questionable words are can't, won't and don't.
Posters up everywhere with just Everyone Can written on them. Everyone can what!?
We've had a corporate video playing all day on the tvs with the music from American Beauty. Lugman Arnold (Chief Exec) is currently bench pressing, smoking his neighbours dope while listening to Pink Floyd - mesmerised by his own fucking logo.
No shit it's been a strange day.
I've been expecting an E4 camera crew to pop out from behind the coffee machine asking for permission to broadcast.
__________________That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.